Elphaba Trollop
elphaba.bsky.social
Elphaba Trollop
@elphaba.bsky.social
Crazy perfume lady. Pseudo semi illiterate. Not here to please anyone but myself.
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LMAO oh my god. OH MY GOD
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Meta has banned us from their monetization program for a comic where our Grim Reaper reassures a kid they won't die until they're very old, and the kid – processing this information with the flawless logic of someone whose prefrontal cortex is yet to develop – shouts "I'm gonna try heroin!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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These are just called NBA players
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Hold up there’s a Gregg Wayans? How are we still discovering new Wayans’s in 2025?
Cast for 'Scary Movie 6' 🎞️

In theaters June 12, 2026
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 14,1955
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Wrote about why it’s ok the be happy the rich and powerful have died for my new substack this week:

open.substack.com/pub/tomusher...
You're dead, you can't come back
Is it OK to be happy when the rich and powerful die?
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Gobble Man / TRS-80 / Beam Software / 1981
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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It's hard to overstate what a disaster Kash Patel is. See the many disturbing details here, from @vermontgmg.bsky.social, an expert on the FBI. "The longer this chaos continues," he writes, "the more likely we’re going to face a catastrophic intelligence failure." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Kash Patel, the FBI's agent of chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director.
www.motherjones.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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almost no part of pop culture my whole life has made me feel less in tune with the zeitgeist than first person shooters, they've always seemed mindnumbingly boring to me, like you sat and built an entire world and your imagination only went so far as to view it through a the crosshairs of a rifle??
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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prize at booth bear, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Recently visited the Glass Flowers at Harvard, a collection of 4,300 extraordinarily realistic glass models of plants crafted by the Blaschkas, a father and son team of sculptors

That’s right, these are all made primarily of GLASS — a fact difficult to accept given how accurate & lifelike they are
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Curl Up & Dye
Bowdon, GA
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I never happen to see any of the real "Louvre of Bluesky" stuff in the wild, but this got me pretty good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM