I think it is important to do readings in church in a restrained and measured tone, and not act them out.
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think it is important to do readings in church in a restrained and measured tone, and not act them out.
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
Tonight's supper was sausage rolls, cheese straws and After Eights. #tistheseason
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Tonight's supper was sausage rolls, cheese straws and After Eights. #tistheseason
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A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
This is your annual reminder to set aside part of today for unsubscribing from the mailing list of every brand that sends you a Black Friday email.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This is your annual reminder to set aside part of today for unsubscribing from the mailing list of every brand that sends you a Black Friday email.
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getting the mic at a q&a, saying "this is more of a comment than a question" and then handing the mic back
May 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
getting the mic at a q&a, saying "this is more of a comment than a question" and then handing the mic back
Announcer: The next station is Sittingbourne.
Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Announcer: The next station is Sittingbourne.
Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
Uber driver has just apologised to me for slowing down to the speed limit. "There are cameras here. They try to catch you out."
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Uber driver has just apologised to me for slowing down to the speed limit. "There are cameras here. They try to catch you out."
Have listened to two podcast episodes in two days in which an American tries to say 'Edinburgh'. It's a close call but I think I prefer 'Edinburg' to 'Edinborrow'.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Have listened to two podcast episodes in two days in which an American tries to say 'Edinburgh'. It's a close call but I think I prefer 'Edinburg' to 'Edinborrow'.
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
Just woke up in the cinema to the rolling credits and the cold, shameful realisation that oops, I did it again.
Relatedly, I probably quite enjoyed some of The Mastermind.
Relatedly, I probably quite enjoyed some of The Mastermind.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just woke up in the cinema to the rolling credits and the cold, shameful realisation that oops, I did it again.
Relatedly, I probably quite enjoyed some of The Mastermind.
Relatedly, I probably quite enjoyed some of The Mastermind.
ATTENTION, there is a military band playing Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins on the concourse at Paddington Station. This is not a drill.
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ATTENTION, there is a military band playing Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins on the concourse at Paddington Station. This is not a drill.
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
Hasn't this already happened once?
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hasn't this already happened once?
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Yet there they are in the middle of the road.
Worried Drogheda residents ‘can’t get out of driveway’ due to speeding traffic
”Some days we can’t even get out of our own driveway,” say worried Pearse Park residents who called for traffic calming measures along the busy Drogheda street.
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October 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yet there they are in the middle of the road.
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
No, YOU just shouted at the TV when Bryan Adams said 'this is one from the new album'.
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No, YOU just shouted at the TV when Bryan Adams said 'this is one from the new album'.
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The story went on to inspire The Conjuring 2, Sky’s 2015 show The Enfield Haunting, and – perhaps most famously for those of us of a certain generation – the BBC’s infamous broadcast-once-sparking-a-reported-million-complaints Ghostwatch
August 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The story went on to inspire The Conjuring 2, Sky’s 2015 show The Enfield Haunting, and – perhaps most famously for those of us of a certain generation – the BBC’s infamous broadcast-once-sparking-a-reported-million-complaints Ghostwatch