oh hey it's Heather
@elsprinklar.bsky.social
and if I can't have everything, well then just give me a taste 🎵
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i don’t mean to be dramatic but i’d pay a million dollars for this coat
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i don’t mean to be dramatic but i’d pay a million dollars for this coat
I was literally telling a coworker an hour ago that I think this is what they're doing in the WH and I felt like a tin foil hatter the whole time. Nice to know it isn't just me. Like, I know he's an idiot, but they absolutely *have* to be feeding him AI generated "evidence" constantly, right??
i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I was literally telling a coworker an hour ago that I think this is what they're doing in the WH and I felt like a tin foil hatter the whole time. Nice to know it isn't just me. Like, I know he's an idiot, but they absolutely *have* to be feeding him AI generated "evidence" constantly, right??
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You will too! Let's go 2026!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You will too! Let's go 2026!!!!!
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December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I cannot believe I am just now at almost 37 years old learning about Big Challenges
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I cannot believe I am just now at almost 37 years old learning about Big Challenges
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movies prepared me to be wrongfully accused of my wife's murder much more often than it's so far happened
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
movies prepared me to be wrongfully accused of my wife's murder much more often than it's so far happened
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If I see a rat in my fucking toilet there is no way I'm going to calmly close the lid and go get some Palmolive
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December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If I see a rat in my fucking toilet there is no way I'm going to calmly close the lid and go get some Palmolive
www.facebook.com/KCPubHealth/...
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From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
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November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
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check in on your gay friends at this difficult time
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
check in on your gay friends at this difficult time
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
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i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
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this plan has flaws, some might call it "insane", but if it involves sending me money I'm definitely listening Mr President
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
this plan has flaws, some might call it "insane", but if it involves sending me money I'm definitely listening Mr President
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watching a sport you don’t really care about kind of rules. i’m just clapping for good plays and shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
watching a sport you don’t really care about kind of rules. i’m just clapping for good plays and shit.
Me, having had no investment in this year's World Series up until this moment and deciding to turn on game 7 for fun
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me, having had no investment in this year's World Series up until this moment and deciding to turn on game 7 for fun
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
I have a sister and two SILs that are my daughter's biological aunts, and then six close female friends who we also refer to as "aunties". I've destroyed any chance for her in politics, apparently.
There was a video where somebody asked a bunch of people what you call your mother’s best friend’s kids. It was very eye-opening to me that many of the people they asked immediately said “they’re my cousins,” which wouldn’t occur to me. People have different cultural customs. It’s not a controversy.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have a sister and two SILs that are my daughter's biological aunts, and then six close female friends who we also refer to as "aunties". I've destroyed any chance for her in politics, apparently.
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far