Evan Mather
@emather.bsky.social
Master of dungeons and library science.
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surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around
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Christ these two
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Christ these two
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ernest hemmingway story about you dropped
June 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ernest hemmingway story about you dropped
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Man, Garfield had the right idea. Sleep in a box, lasagna, hate Mondays & spiders, constantly nude, teddy bear, no genitals or anus, orange,
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Man, Garfield had the right idea. Sleep in a box, lasagna, hate Mondays & spiders, constantly nude, teddy bear, no genitals or anus, orange,
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This sentiment seems so reasonable! Sport needs fairness! Here's the trouble: there are two competing, basically legitimate policy concerns here...
Did I ever say that? I’m not arguing against inclusion. I’m saying sport needs categories to stay fair. That’s not the same as past bigotry, and it’s unfair to twist it into that.
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This sentiment seems so reasonable! Sport needs fairness! Here's the trouble: there are two competing, basically legitimate policy concerns here...
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
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So for those three days when the tomb was sealed and there was no one able to observe him, Jesus was both alive and dead, right? Schrödinger's Christ?
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
So for those three days when the tomb was sealed and there was no one able to observe him, Jesus was both alive and dead, right? Schrödinger's Christ?
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Hear me out —
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
Musk staff have access to student aid data now.
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hear me out —
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
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If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
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Captain's log, stardate 47862.3. The crew have asked me to comment on rumours about the physical appearance of one of the feudal leaders I met during my diplomatic mission to the planet Bergameaux. So here is the tea: Earl Grey? Hot!
January 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Captain's log, stardate 47862.3. The crew have asked me to comment on rumours about the physical appearance of one of the feudal leaders I met during my diplomatic mission to the planet Bergameaux. So here is the tea: Earl Grey? Hot!
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David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor
January 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor
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sorry but article ii section 3 does not say that the president can force congress to adjourn *when it does not want to* and spreading that message is doing trump’s work for him
November 13, 2024 at 10:24 PM
sorry but article ii section 3 does not say that the president can force congress to adjourn *when it does not want to* and spreading that message is doing trump’s work for him
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BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.
September 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.
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the american people want cereal...and they don't just want it for breakfast - they want it at 9, 10, 11pm
September 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
the american people want cereal...and they don't just want it for breakfast - they want it at 9, 10, 11pm
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I miss the days when horror movies had titles like DON'T GO IN THE CELLAR and YOU HAVE TO JIGGLE THE HANDLE and THERE ARE EXTRA TOWELS IN THE HALL CLOSET.
August 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I miss the days when horror movies had titles like DON'T GO IN THE CELLAR and YOU HAVE TO JIGGLE THE HANDLE and THERE ARE EXTRA TOWELS IN THE HALL CLOSET.