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"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid"
— Heinrich Heine (1797–1856)
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Donald Trump: the president who destroyed ISIS in record time in his first term and also the president who is boldly taking on the ISIS terrorists in his second term.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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i’m full of mac n cheese and potential
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Behold, the first king knelt before the manger and presented his gift, and lo, it was a hot chocolate gift set variety pack, containing not only classic flavor, but also dark chocolate, raspberry, praline, and something called 'wintertime mix.'"
The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
Now, after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the King, behold, wise men came from the East bearing gifts. A star they had s...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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As the father of 5, True Story!
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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WWL’s Rachel Handley shows us one of her favorite things — the Christmas Eve bonfires on the Mississippi River levee.

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/watch-bonfires-light-up-the-levee-on-christmas-eve-st-john-st-james-parish-papa-noel/289-bc3d5b0e-43e9-4e03-b0fe-e2270d044eb9
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

Flip Wilson
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Let’s Go!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Some people got picked last for kickball on a middle school playground in the 80s and moved on to other things. Others have been yelling about wokism in kickball selection, and everyone else who criticized them over the subsequent 4 decades...
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Christmas Mix
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December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Christmas Eve from #Eels to all the goons celebrating.

youtu.be/pobD7yEXqrg?...
Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas
YouTube video by Eels - Topic
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December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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MODERNETTES-"Barbra" HD restored
YouTube video by justmefilm
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December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Cult members will act in ways that are harmful to them. A reason why spending $$ running ‘everywhere’ is a poor strategy. #portofmobile #Mobile #Alabama #BaldwinCounty
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December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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More than 87 million people in the U.S. have watched NBA games this season across NBC/Peacock, ESPN, Amazon Prime Video and NBA TV, the most viewers in 15 years and up 89% vs. last year.

(Excludes 2011-12 season which began on Christmas Day.)
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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#music #musicsky #BestOf2025 #Top16
Here are the Top 16 music artists I listened to most in 2025 (full list in the ALT text.) If any of these is new to you, I urge you to check them out and show them some love!

🔝🎶🎸🥁😎🔊
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tommy #Tuberville has conservatively had close contact with more than 2,000 football players over his career. He would have been their coach, recruiter, leader, mentor etc. How many have spoken out in support of his multiple runs for political offices?
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.

by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My state prohibits some streaming of this type of material. Will viewing this film require a VPN? Asking for a friend. bsky.app/profile/mrsb...
Melania, a film by a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Brett Ratner, about another friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Melania Trump, who Jeffrey Epstein introduced to his other friend, Donald Trump, on his jet, The Lolita Express. Donald and Melania had sex for the first time on that flight. Ah, such romance!
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I'm so glad I was a teen in the 70s.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYO...
Jethro Tull - Thick As A Brick (Sight And Sound In Concert: Jethro Tull Live, 19th Feb, 1977)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull
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December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Heart of the City
-Nick Lowe🎸🎶
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December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This Miami Texas A&M game is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in the rambling, incoherent gameplay has anyone come close to scoring a touchdown. Everyone is now dumber for having watched it. I award these teams no points, and may God have mercy on their souls.
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Anthony Joshua breaking Jake Paul’s jaw is so satisfying. About time a boxer said “nah screw the money I’m gonna wreck this spoiled brat”.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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crazy statistic: every texas a&m fan and student will join ICE at some point in their life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Texas A&M - Miami, also known as the "My Kids Leave Me On Read Bowl Presented by Ivermectin"
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM