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Moved over here when I cancelled Twitter
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hate sports
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I hate sports
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"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
I guess the refs are cold and just want to go home.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I guess the refs are cold and just want to go home.
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Quiet, piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Quiet, piggy.
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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94 Rose Bowl
99 Rose Bowl
25 Washington
00 Rose Bowl
17 Orange Bowl
99 Rose Bowl
25 Washington
00 Rose Bowl
17 Orange Bowl
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
94 Rose Bowl
99 Rose Bowl
25 Washington
00 Rose Bowl
17 Orange Bowl
99 Rose Bowl
25 Washington
00 Rose Bowl
17 Orange Bowl
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Finally, Mike Johnson knows something.
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ — theonion.com/mike-johnson...
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Finally, Mike Johnson knows something.
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Does anyone know what Cuomo's dad did for a living?
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Does anyone know what Cuomo's dad did for a living?
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Romeo Doubs returns every punt like he can't remember if he called a fair catch or not.
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Romeo Doubs returns every punt like he can't remember if he called a fair catch or not.
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Aaron Rodgers seeing his ex in the worst outfit imaginable
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Aaron Rodgers seeing his ex in the worst outfit imaginable
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"This isn't a revenge game, I love the Packers" - Aaron Rodgers, doing that thing he does where he blatantly lies
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"This isn't a revenge game, I love the Packers" - Aaron Rodgers, doing that thing he does where he blatantly lies
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after a season of 175 games where there were no halftimes or other kinds of lengthy mid-inning delays other than the middle of the 7th we introduce new things that modify the pace of the game and warmth of the pitchers for the World Series, because sponsors
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
after a season of 175 games where there were no halftimes or other kinds of lengthy mid-inning delays other than the middle of the 7th we introduce new things that modify the pace of the game and warmth of the pitchers for the World Series, because sponsors
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Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
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Things like this keep happening.
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Things like this keep happening.
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I can't believe this motherfucker is literally demolishing the White House and paying himself a quarter billion out of the treasury and our only option is "let's try and get a majority in the midterms"
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I can't believe this motherfucker is literally demolishing the White House and paying himself a quarter billion out of the treasury and our only option is "let's try and get a majority in the midterms"
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this is the face of a 36-year-old man who probably wanted a jersey with his actual name on it but is still carrying the burden of a fictional teenage loser he played in 2001 like an albatross around his neck
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
this is the face of a 36-year-old man who probably wanted a jersey with his actual name on it but is still carrying the burden of a fictional teenage loser he played in 2001 like an albatross around his neck
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ok who did this? ☹️
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ok who did this? ☹️
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I hope we'll eventually find out the extent of the kompromat Donald has on Fetterman.
Fetterman describes Trump trying to steal $230 million from taxpayers as "small ball, and I think we have much bigger problems than worrying about those things."
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I hope we'll eventually find out the extent of the kompromat Donald has on Fetterman.