sol
@evan.sooscreek.productions
📍PNW
photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
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photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
any pronoun
Jake made osso buco and it’s got like, five minutes left in the oven.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Jake made osso buco and it’s got like, five minutes left in the oven.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
I know we’re all still going to know what time it is, but it was very fun to think, for an unmeasured moment, that maybe we killed time and I would never have to type `import datetime` ever again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know we’re all still going to know what time it is, but it was very fun to think, for an unmeasured moment, that maybe we killed time and I would never have to type `import datetime` ever again.
We started at “are stairs just doors that go up?” and ended up at “what are doors?”
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We started at “are stairs just doors that go up?” and ended up at “what are doors?”
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
“We should look at whether the Obama drone strikes were legal” okay buddy don’t threaten me with a good time.
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“We should look at whether the Obama drone strikes were legal” okay buddy don’t threaten me with a good time.
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
Learning the director of photography for two of you most loved movies is the same person should not be this confusing.
The director of photography for Moulin Rouge is the same director of photography for Predator. Not sure what to do with that information but damn that’s some range
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Learning the director of photography for two of you most loved movies is the same person should not be this confusing.
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a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
“We need to conjugate ‘deez nuts’” and other sentences you hear at @jake.sooscreek.productions’s.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“We need to conjugate ‘deez nuts’” and other sentences you hear at @jake.sooscreek.productions’s.
We’ve had tens of thousands of years of human babies surviving to adulthood based on instinct and community knowledge alone but for some reason this dipshit asking the Hallucination Machine to raise a kid for him is the genius.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We’ve had tens of thousands of years of human babies surviving to adulthood based on instinct and community knowledge alone but for some reason this dipshit asking the Hallucination Machine to raise a kid for him is the genius.
I occasionally talk about infosec stuff here, but I want to interact with people from all walks of life even if they’re not at all interested in technology or the security of technology. Other folks just want to interact with the infosec community.
Why would sex workers be any different?
Why would sex workers be any different?
I'm friends/mutuals here with plenty of people who aren't interested in my porn. We're still able to enjoy each other's company and learn from each other!
I consider it to be a blessing to have such a wide world where I can meet so many kinds of people. I hope you do too.
I consider it to be a blessing to have such a wide world where I can meet so many kinds of people. I hope you do too.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I occasionally talk about infosec stuff here, but I want to interact with people from all walks of life even if they’re not at all interested in technology or the security of technology. Other folks just want to interact with the infosec community.
Why would sex workers be any different?
Why would sex workers be any different?
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Tag yourself, I’m “experienced gay person”
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tag yourself, I’m “experienced gay person”
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
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Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
I’m not sure why my entire brain is focused on acquiring soup right now, but I really need soup. I guess it’s going to be an early lunch day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m not sure why my entire brain is focused on acquiring soup right now, but I really need soup. I guess it’s going to be an early lunch day.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown
The gun is good! The penis is evil, Charlie Brown
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?”
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown
*wordless incandescent rage*
Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*wordless incandescent rage*
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
Okay but seriously, we could do worse.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
You see, the problem with our politics is we keep electing the wrong kind of predators.
It’s time for Yautja-based leadership.
It’s time for Yautja-based leadership.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Okay but seriously, we could do worse.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
It only ever becomes more likely that ICE will end up teargasing the pope.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It only ever becomes more likely that ICE will end up teargasing the pope.
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
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A bong is a saxophone that puts the jazz inside you instead of the other way around
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A bong is a saxophone that puts the jazz inside you instead of the other way around