Evan Nordby
@evannordby.bsky.social
Judge. JAG. Decidedly amateur athlete.
We need to not only find someone who can fly this plane and land it, but who didn't have fish for dinner, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We need to not only find someone who can fly this plane and land it, but who didn't have fish for dinner, Charlie Brown.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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I address the first scandal of my political life—Momgate.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I address the first scandal of my political life—Momgate.
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This is a fantastic article about how cargo bikes are proving to be a gamechanger for parents wanting to reduce their car usage.
(With an appearance from @lauragmitchell.com!)
(With an appearance from @lauragmitchell.com!)
Why more parents are riding cargo bikes, skipping the minivan
Many parents are now are forgoing minivans for greener alternatives: cargo bikes. They have been around for decades, but the advent of the electric bike motor has made them much more popular.
www.npr.org
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is a fantastic article about how cargo bikes are proving to be a gamechanger for parents wanting to reduce their car usage.
(With an appearance from @lauragmitchell.com!)
(With an appearance from @lauragmitchell.com!)
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Wondering who to choose for Seattle school board? All Together for Seattle Schools, the parent org that came together to successfully fight the mass school closure plan in 2024, did the research and knows the inside story -- and trusts Sarah Clark, Joe Mizrahi, Vivian Song, and Jen LaVallee.
Election 2025 - ATSS Recommendations
All Together for Seattle Schools is recommending Sarah Clark, Joe Mizrahi, Vivian Song, and Jen LaVallee for the school board in 2025. We believe that these four candidates have the skills and experie...
www.alltogetherforseattleschools.org
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wondering who to choose for Seattle school board? All Together for Seattle Schools, the parent org that came together to successfully fight the mass school closure plan in 2024, did the research and knows the inside story -- and trusts Sarah Clark, Joe Mizrahi, Vivian Song, and Jen LaVallee.
"In-famous... is when you're more than famous."
That flavor sounds unusual but I am in the mood for ice cream and you’re telling me it’s famous
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"In-famous... is when you're more than famous."
Cold smoked salmon...
Hadn’t thought about this but yeah, if he’d been a jinx he’s getting grilled at Pike Place on Saturday
Whoever made the call was putting all the cards on the table. Just an unparalleled call. That could have gone SOUTH. If that had gone the other way, it would have been the end of Humpy.
October 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Cold smoked salmon...
We had "Washington State and the World" in 9th grade. There was one poor senior in our class who had moved in and the course was a state graduation requirement.
Question brought on by a conversation with JR just now: if you attended public school in the US, did you have a class on your specific state's history in your K-12 education? Like if you grew up in Iowa, did you have Iowa history as a class?
September 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We had "Washington State and the World" in 9th grade. There was one poor senior in our class who had moved in and the course was a state graduation requirement.
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Eugenio Suárez reunites with the Mariners 🔱
The Diamondbacks will reportedly receive Tyler Locklear and two pitching prospects in the deal.
More ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
The Diamondbacks will reportedly receive Tyler Locklear and two pitching prospects in the deal.
More ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
July 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Eugenio Suárez reunites with the Mariners 🔱
The Diamondbacks will reportedly receive Tyler Locklear and two pitching prospects in the deal.
More ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
The Diamondbacks will reportedly receive Tyler Locklear and two pitching prospects in the deal.
More ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
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Check out our new TV ad!
Together, we can build a Seattle that actually works for working families.
#ThisIsYourCity
WilsonForSeattle.com
Together, we can build a Seattle that actually works for working families.
#ThisIsYourCity
WilsonForSeattle.com
July 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Check out our new TV ad!
Together, we can build a Seattle that actually works for working families.
#ThisIsYourCity
WilsonForSeattle.com
Together, we can build a Seattle that actually works for working families.
#ThisIsYourCity
WilsonForSeattle.com
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The “E-Bike Effect:” Those who bought e-bikes increased their average daily bicycle use from 2.1km (1.3 miles) to 9.2km (5.7 miles), a 340% increase. The e-bike share of all their transportation increased dramatically too; from 17% to 49%.
E-bikes support fewer car trips.
V @lloydalter.bsky.social
E-bikes support fewer car trips.
V @lloydalter.bsky.social
E-Bikers Ride Much Farther and More Frequently Than Regular Bikers
They are not 'cheating,' but are serious transportation.
www.treehugger.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The “E-Bike Effect:” Those who bought e-bikes increased their average daily bicycle use from 2.1km (1.3 miles) to 9.2km (5.7 miles), a 340% increase. The e-bike share of all their transportation increased dramatically too; from 17% to 49%.
E-bikes support fewer car trips.
V @lloydalter.bsky.social
E-bikes support fewer car trips.
V @lloydalter.bsky.social
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A troubling pattern is taking shape: parents are being charged—sometimes even jailed—when their children are struck and killed on dangerously designed roads. But there is nothing radical or reckless about letting your child cross the street.
June 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A troubling pattern is taking shape: parents are being charged—sometimes even jailed—when their children are struck and killed on dangerously designed roads. But there is nothing radical or reckless about letting your child cross the street.
Less than an hour ago I saw the first people on rollerblades I had seen in years.
My former neighbors would throw amazing parties and there would always be this older guy who would show up in bike shorts, shirtless, very tan, on rollerblades. I assumed he was just a random eccentric rich guy (it was Lowry Hill).
Turns out, he was the guy who invented rollerblades.
Turns out, he was the guy who invented rollerblades.
I have some even more difficult news to share this evening: it appears rollerblading is making a comeback.
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Less than an hour ago I saw the first people on rollerblades I had seen in years.
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This is a once in a lifetime pun opportunity, and the Associated Press ain't no foolin' around. apnews.com/article/us-m...
May 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is a once in a lifetime pun opportunity, and the Associated Press ain't no foolin' around. apnews.com/article/us-m...
I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
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You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
Regulations.gov
www.regulations.gov
May 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
Looking forward to Iditarod mushers crossing frozen Stevens Creek
In 1927, Paramount Pictures made a map of California filming locations that could serve as replacements for international regions.
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March 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Looking forward to Iditarod mushers crossing frozen Stevens Creek
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And the report back: $74 BBQ lunch and a $74 tip. Problem solved.
January 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And the report back: $74 BBQ lunch and a $74 tip. Problem solved.
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A robust public transit network for Mount Rainier National Park could unlock trailheads and attractions to more visitors, while improving environmental sustainability. Rather than grousing about the park's timed-entry system, let's improve access for all.
Op-ed: www.theurbanist.org/2024/12/17/o...
Op-ed: www.theurbanist.org/2024/12/17/o...
December 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
A robust public transit network for Mount Rainier National Park could unlock trailheads and attractions to more visitors, while improving environmental sustainability. Rather than grousing about the park's timed-entry system, let's improve access for all.
Op-ed: www.theurbanist.org/2024/12/17/o...
Op-ed: www.theurbanist.org/2024/12/17/o...
Opinion | The Canary
Michael Lewis on Chris Mark of the Department of Labor.
washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2024 at 5:00 AM