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Joseph (bible) when his wife was giving birth: Mary, Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wrote about the recent attacks on free speech and the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil.
waara.co/free-speech-...
Free Speech? That Can’t be Profitable
Uh oh, Writing Week didn’t take long to get political :)
waara.co
March 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”
Bezos bends the knee. Pathetic.
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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America has been emptying youth prisons for more than 20 years, and crime has dropped. It is a triumph of public policy, writes James Forman Jr.
What Happened When America Emptied Its Youth Prisons
Lessons from a radical 20-year experiment and a quiet triumph of public policy.
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Cat pic!
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Kids that only get buttered noodles at restaurants look like they bite
January 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The part of the tiktok ban that makes no sense to me at all is that we have had 5 years of uninterrupted data collection by tiktok. What is stopping it now going to do for our national security or whatever. We already lost this battle; now trump just gets a free w??? +porkchop
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Every day the Butlerian Jihad draws closer
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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first date idea of licking chickens

is apparently no longer safe, if you trust "the scientists"
Pensively holding my backyard chicken and making sure to touch my eyes, nose and mouth, as one does
December 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Wrote about how, as usual, top Dems are choosing to adhere to a dated seniority system and satisfy the egos of 60 and 70-somethings who have been patiently waiting their turn, all while the world quite literally burns—and all while they have much better options (via @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social)
Exciting! A 74-Year-Old Who Recently Said He’s ‘Fatigued’ Will Lead the War Against Trump
Nancy Pelosi reportedly whipped the vote against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to elect 74-year-old Gerry Connolly, who is recovering from cancer treatment, to lead the House Oversight Committee.
www.jezebel.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Just saw a guy at the bus stop with a walkie-talkie that had an antenna of at least 3 feet in length. Bro's talking to the aliens.
December 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
December 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Bernie Sanders: "We are moving rapidly into an oligarchic form of society. Never before in American history have so few people had so much wealth and so much power."

"In Russia, Putin has an oligarchy. We have an oligarchy here, too.
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
This is my gripe with yelp/google reviews, too. People are just using it as thumbs up and thumbs down way too much. Or they won't rate something unless they think it is perfect or horrific
I don’t think that, as a society, there are many people who are even capable of giving a 3 and a half star review
December 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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doctor: lets test your reflexes

me: thats a regular hammer

doctor: then i hope theyre good
December 6, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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A computer science major is just suspicious in general. Why would you toil in the matters inhuman?
December 9, 2024 at 9:39 PM
They're in the walls
December 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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The thing about right wingers is most of them don't actually like the capitalist system they're supporting that's why right wing leaders so often lean on cultural issues and racism and misogyny
December 6, 2024 at 11:44 PM
He will lead us to paradise
The Mahdi has seen Vanderbilt in the SEC title game.
December 6, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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This is one of the most well-written explanations of certain kinds of AI errors I’ve seen to date. (The whole article is great too.)

www.theverge.com/c/24300623/a...
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM