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@exhibit-they.bsky.social
they/them, in a 👕+👔+💅 kind of way
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
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Tested may well be the word here.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Tested may well be the word here.
The first rule is to ask questions, and if you're now wondering what the second rule is, then I'm proud of you already.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The first rule is to ask questions, and if you're now wondering what the second rule is, then I'm proud of you already.
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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“Don’t have opinion on Doctor Who. I had an opinion once, but I think I got away with it.”
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“Don’t have opinion on Doctor Who. I had an opinion once, but I think I got away with it.”
Emails from appliance manufacturers offering extended warranties reaaaaaally smack of protection rackets with how they read.
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Emails from appliance manufacturers offering extended warranties reaaaaaally smack of protection rackets with how they read.
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
Expect more. Don't say "send nudes", say "bring nudes".
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Expect more. Don't say "send nudes", say "bring nudes".
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"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."
I was supposed to be travelling to the US for work this year.
I'm glad I declined the invitation now.
I'm glad I declined the invitation now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I was supposed to be travelling to the US for work this year.
I'm glad I declined the invitation now.
I'm glad I declined the invitation now.
My time has come. Just like yer Mam.
*clown horn*
*clown horn*
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
My time has come. Just like yer Mam.
*clown horn*
*clown horn*
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"do you have any resolutions this year?"
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"do you have any resolutions this year?"
Getting really bored of this "everything needs analysing" schtick
Why the quarter-zip trend is about much more than jumpers
Why the quarter-zip trend is about much more than jumpers
Young men swapping Nike Tech fleeces for quarter-zips are all over TikTok, as well as staging IRL meetups worldwide. What’s behind the growing movement centring a once unremarkable garment?
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Getting really bored of this "everything needs analysing" schtick
My resolution this year is to temper people's expectations of me.
More of a "new year, new meh" kind of vibe.
More of a "new year, new meh" kind of vibe.
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
My resolution this year is to temper people's expectations of me.
More of a "new year, new meh" kind of vibe.
More of a "new year, new meh" kind of vibe.
Maximum productivity today, gang.*
*keeping pyjamas on while WFH
*keeping pyjamas on while WFH
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Maximum productivity today, gang.*
*keeping pyjamas on while WFH
*keeping pyjamas on while WFH
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Fuck off squidward you dirty prick, I’m trying to have a slash
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuck off squidward you dirty prick, I’m trying to have a slash
I hope everyone has been in the true spirit of Christmas this year: peace on Earth, goodwill to everyone, and absolutely unforgivable bowel movements.
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I hope everyone has been in the true spirit of Christmas this year: peace on Earth, goodwill to everyone, and absolutely unforgivable bowel movements.
"Even the best women have a mother."
— my deeply insightful partner
— my deeply insightful partner
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Even the best women have a mother."
— my deeply insightful partner
— my deeply insightful partner
Vegan cheese "melts" in the same way that a Ford Fiesta "melts".
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Vegan cheese "melts" in the same way that a Ford Fiesta "melts".
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i've said it before and i'll say it again.
women are pretty.
women are pretty.
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again.
women are pretty.
women are pretty.
Well, Hillingdon, one assumes.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well, Hillingdon, one assumes.
Look, what I need you to understand is that it's not about the heels. It's about *choosing* them voluntarily. That's what's sexy.
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Look, what I need you to understand is that it's not about the heels. It's about *choosing* them voluntarily. That's what's sexy.
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
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Because of a very confusing series of frankly farce level events I ended up being my friends birthing partner in lieu of her husband and remember her going “I don’t like the gas and air it makes me feel different”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Because of a very confusing series of frankly farce level events I ended up being my friends birthing partner in lieu of her husband and remember her going “I don’t like the gas and air it makes me feel different”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
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respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
The problem with the invisible hand of the market is that it's entirely inside the President.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The problem with the invisible hand of the market is that it's entirely inside the President.