Face Dog
@facedog.bsky.social
Call me Face but nuh call me Dog. Thx Derrick Harriott. Be careful out there, people.
#269,708th in line for a biscuit
If you're an AI slop hack, don't follow, you'll get blocked
#269,708th in line for a biscuit
If you're an AI slop hack, don't follow, you'll get blocked
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Have they considered doing nothing except use it as an excuse for right-wingers to horde more guns?
Australia is quickly moving to tighten its already-strict gun laws in the wake of the mass shooting at Bondi Beach that killed 15 and injured dozens of others.
Here’s what to know.
Here’s what to know.
What to know about Australia’s plans to tighten gun laws after Bondi attack
Australian leaders want to further restrict gun ownership, including potentially restricting licenses to citizens only, after a mass shooting in Sydney killed 15.
wapo.st
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Have they considered doing nothing except use it as an excuse for right-wingers to horde more guns?
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
Keith discovers a Principle he suddenly cares about
Andy Burnham may be blocked from parliament by gender balance concerns
It is unlikely that a male candidate would be put forward for shortlist in any forthcoming by-election
www.newstatesman.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Keith discovers a Principle he suddenly cares about
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97% OF PEOPLE: 'No Torment Nexus please.'
3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'
POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'
3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'
POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
97% OF PEOPLE: 'No Torment Nexus please.'
3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'
POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'
3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'
POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'
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One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
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Almost all governing strategies involve some risks. The ones that don't are the strategies pursued by Sunak's government and this one: in which by avoiding taking tough decisions, just become more unpopular with no path to popularity.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Almost all governing strategies involve some risks. The ones that don't are the strategies pursued by Sunak's government and this one: in which by avoiding taking tough decisions, just become more unpopular with no path to popularity.
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MI6 Chief gives speech. Speech may contain words that are interesting. But because MI6 Chief is a woman @telegraph.co.uk prints an article about her appearance, with no mention of the speech’s content.
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
MI6 Chief gives speech. Speech may contain words that are interesting. But because MI6 Chief is a woman @telegraph.co.uk prints an article about her appearance, with no mention of the speech’s content.
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It's bizarre to me the number of TERF folks who don't know that the most photographed book burning by Nazis? Was an attack on the Institute of Sexology, the world's first clinic on transgender research and treatments. That's your precursor. Your likeminded peers. Your coalition. Your people. 🤷🏾♂️
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's bizarre to me the number of TERF folks who don't know that the most photographed book burning by Nazis? Was an attack on the Institute of Sexology, the world's first clinic on transgender research and treatments. That's your precursor. Your likeminded peers. Your coalition. Your people. 🤷🏾♂️
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Would be really nice if enough people in Germany had listened to multiple warnings about the AfD in, say, 2015, instead of rolling their eyes and saying "woke nonsense".
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Would be really nice if enough people in Germany had listened to multiple warnings about the AfD in, say, 2015, instead of rolling their eyes and saying "woke nonsense".
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I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
Is there a way to get this mind-numbing Co-Pilot shit off Microsoft Word?
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
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i think australia probably has such strong gun laws because they started out as a penal colony whereas the us became one more gradually over time
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i think australia probably has such strong gun laws because they started out as a penal colony whereas the us became one more gradually over time
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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This is a god tier thread on a god tier film by a god tier director
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This is a god tier thread on a god tier film by a god tier director
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This day in history. 1098. Crusaders captured Maarat Syria cannibalizing the residents because why go abroad if you're not going to try new things.
December 15, 2023 at 10:26 AM
This day in history. 1098. Crusaders captured Maarat Syria cannibalizing the residents because why go abroad if you're not going to try new things.
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Today's shout-out goes to the most metal bird in existence, the diminutive shrike. What makes them so metal? They subsist on a diet of small rodents, insects, and snakes and keep spare food from being stolen by carrying it high enough to *impale it on thorns and barbed wire fences*. So metal.
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Today's shout-out goes to the most metal bird in existence, the diminutive shrike. What makes them so metal? They subsist on a diet of small rodents, insects, and snakes and keep spare food from being stolen by carrying it high enough to *impale it on thorns and barbed wire fences*. So metal.
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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Happy 82nd birthday to living legend Dandy Livingstone.
Dandy wrote and recorded this classic in London in 1967.
He only knew that The Specials had covered it in '79 when he saw them playing it on Top Of The Pops...
youtu.be/OXXOaecD52k?...
#reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #vinyl #musicsky
Dandy wrote and recorded this classic in London in 1967.
He only knew that The Specials had covered it in '79 when he saw them playing it on Top Of The Pops...
youtu.be/OXXOaecD52k?...
#reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #vinyl #musicsky
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy 82nd birthday to living legend Dandy Livingstone.
Dandy wrote and recorded this classic in London in 1967.
He only knew that The Specials had covered it in '79 when he saw them playing it on Top Of The Pops...
youtu.be/OXXOaecD52k?...
#reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #vinyl #musicsky
Dandy wrote and recorded this classic in London in 1967.
He only knew that The Specials had covered it in '79 when he saw them playing it on Top Of The Pops...
youtu.be/OXXOaecD52k?...
#reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #vinyl #musicsky
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trans women have been in women's spaces since before @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social was even born. it's never been a problem.
these ppl have radicalised themselves on twitter and they're too arrogant to understand that. they presumably think they're immune to the propaganda on there.
nobody is immune.
these ppl have radicalised themselves on twitter and they're too arrogant to understand that. they presumably think they're immune to the propaganda on there.
nobody is immune.
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
trans women have been in women's spaces since before @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social was even born. it's never been a problem.
these ppl have radicalised themselves on twitter and they're too arrogant to understand that. they presumably think they're immune to the propaganda on there.
nobody is immune.
these ppl have radicalised themselves on twitter and they're too arrogant to understand that. they presumably think they're immune to the propaganda on there.
nobody is immune.
How can this man walk with such immense stones swinging between his thighs?
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How can this man walk with such immense stones swinging between his thighs?
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
I will go to my grave trying to divide people that America's great failing is in not treating every human life with enough value
Residual frontier/slaveowner mentality
Residual frontier/slaveowner mentality
Every Fucking progressive Democracy in the World
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I will go to my grave trying to divide people that America's great failing is in not treating every human life with enough value
Residual frontier/slaveowner mentality
Residual frontier/slaveowner mentality