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Face Dog
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Call me Face but nuh call me Dog. Thx Derrick Harriott. Be careful out there, people.
#269,708th in line for a biscuit

If you're an AI slop hack, don't follow, you'll get blocked
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Well, this is an utter disaster for science.

This gutting of peer review is very likely driven by Project 2025/OMB/Vought, very likely is about funding junk science, and very likely is coming for #NIH and biomedical research next.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The Trump regime wants to dismantle a world leading climate research center. Why? Because the US has become a petrostate where the government has been captured by fossil fuel interests.
They’re calling climate science “green new scam research”, in full denial of reality. 🤯
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Have they considered doing nothing except use it as an excuse for right-wingers to horde more guns?
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Keith discovers a Principle he suddenly cares about
Andy Burnham may be blocked from parliament by gender balance concerns
It is unlikely that a male candidate would be put forward for shortlist in any forthcoming by-election
www.newstatesman.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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97% OF PEOPLE: 'No Torment Nexus please.'

3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'

POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Almost all governing strategies involve some risks. The ones that don't are the strategies pursued by Sunak's government and this one: in which by avoiding taking tough decisions, just become more unpopular with no path to popularity.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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MI6 Chief gives speech. Speech may contain words that are interesting. But because MI6 Chief is a woman @telegraph.co.uk prints an article about her appearance, with no mention of the speech’s content.
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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It's bizarre to me the number of TERF folks who don't know that the most photographed book burning by Nazis? Was an attack on the Institute of Sexology, the world's first clinic on transgender research and treatments. That's your precursor. Your likeminded peers. Your coalition. Your people. 🤷🏾‍♂️
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Would be really nice if enough people in Germany had listened to multiple warnings about the AfD in, say, 2015, instead of rolling their eyes and saying "woke nonsense".
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.

They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
Is there a way to get this mind-numbing Co-Pilot shit off Microsoft Word?
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Oh man
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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i think australia probably has such strong gun laws because they started out as a penal colony whereas the us became one more gradually over time
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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This is a god tier thread on a god tier film by a god tier director
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.

Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!

[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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This day in history. 1098. Crusaders captured Maarat Syria cannibalizing the residents because why go abroad if you're not going to try new things.
December 15, 2023 at 10:26 AM
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Today's shout-out goes to the most metal bird in existence, the diminutive shrike. What makes them so metal? They subsist on a diet of small rodents, insects, and snakes and keep spare food from being stolen by carrying it high enough to *impale it on thorns and barbed wire fences*. So metal.
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Happy 82nd birthday to living legend Dandy Livingstone.

Dandy wrote and recorded this classic in London in 1967.

He only knew that The Specials had covered it in '79 when he saw them playing it on Top Of The Pops...

youtu.be/OXXOaecD52k?...

#reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #vinyl #musicsky
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Stach has properly pulled it out of the bag today. Excellent! #lufc
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM