Face Dog
@facedog.bsky.social
Call me Face but nuh call me Dog. Thx Derrick Harriott. Be careful out there, people.
#269,708th in line for a biscuit
If you're an AI slop hack, don't follow, you'll get blocked
#269,708th in line for a biscuit
If you're an AI slop hack, don't follow, you'll get blocked
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
A lot of stables need cleaning, let's get going
Swans "Reeling The Liars In" ("My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky" Full Album Part 2)
YouTube video by SWANS
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A lot of stables need cleaning, let's get going
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Learned everything I know about dealing with men from Miss Piggy.
A man pissing you off? Just karate chop the motherfucker.
A man pissing you off? Just karate chop the motherfucker.
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Learned everything I know about dealing with men from Miss Piggy.
A man pissing you off? Just karate chop the motherfucker.
A man pissing you off? Just karate chop the motherfucker.
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i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
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Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
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There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
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Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
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Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.
Morgan McSweeney resigns as Downing Street chief of staff
Exit of Mandelson protégé comes as Sir Keir Starmer seeks to stave off leadership speculation
www.ft.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.
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In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
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it’s giving Dominic Cummings vibes
Confirmation that McSweeney has now resigned as No 10 chief of staff today
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Morgan McSweeney resigns as Keir Starmer’s chief of staff
Longtime aide departs after seemingly botched No 10 effort to shore up PM’s position against supposed plotters
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
it’s giving Dominic Cummings vibes
Any man who sabotaged his party so he could run the wreckage shouldn't be surprised when folks take great pleasure in their eventual disgrace.
Get fucked, lad
Get fucked, lad
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Any man who sabotaged his party so he could run the wreckage shouldn't be surprised when folks take great pleasure in their eventual disgrace.
Get fucked, lad
Get fucked, lad
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To understand how much Alex Massie actually cares about women's safety: when I called out his transphobe-in-arms Nick Cohen for multiple acts of sexual misconduct against cis women, which eventually got him sacked, Massie went berserk at me.
Transphobia is a men's rights movement in drag.
Transphobia is a men's rights movement in drag.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 AM
To understand how much Alex Massie actually cares about women's safety: when I called out his transphobe-in-arms Nick Cohen for multiple acts of sexual misconduct against cis women, which eventually got him sacked, Massie went berserk at me.
Transphobia is a men's rights movement in drag.
Transphobia is a men's rights movement in drag.
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Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.
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Don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out
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I wonder how much of reactionary nostalgia is basically “too young to understand the adult content” in vast swaths of popular culture.
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I wonder how much of reactionary nostalgia is basically “too young to understand the adult content” in vast swaths of popular culture.
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Sometime wonder what I'm doing with my life, where I'm posting a thread with a road map for a swearing clock, but it is an IT project, like any other IT project, and it occasionally needs a roadmap to tell users the road ahead
This publishing preview of what's coming up on @swearclock.bsky.social isn't actually true because currently it's in random mode, and is a side-effect of code I've put in place for @fesshole.bsky.social but it's kind of fun
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Sometime wonder what I'm doing with my life, where I'm posting a thread with a road map for a swearing clock, but it is an IT project, like any other IT project, and it occasionally needs a roadmap to tell users the road ahead
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A classic case of why billionaires should not exist: Gates’s wealth exists bc of the ppl of the earth, and whether or not the ppl of the earth live or die from AIDS, TB or malaria should not be up to one man to decide—whether he is a nice fellow or a morally compromised chap
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
A classic case of why billionaires should not exist: Gates’s wealth exists bc of the ppl of the earth, and whether or not the ppl of the earth live or die from AIDS, TB or malaria should not be up to one man to decide—whether he is a nice fellow or a morally compromised chap
This seems to confirm the importance of this particular file. Wow, finally some names for police to speak to.
I wonder if they will.
I wonder if they will.
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This seems to confirm the importance of this particular file. Wow, finally some names for police to speak to.
I wonder if they will.
I wonder if they will.
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is will lewis leaving the post because he finally finished off the drinks cabinet?
February 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
is will lewis leaving the post because he finally finished off the drinks cabinet?
I thought tossing small folks in bars was rightfully cancelled now even in America
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I thought tossing small folks in bars was rightfully cancelled now even in America
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Reading Green Mars and just got up to this bit “even those who want minimal government and oversight still want the systems in place that afforded them their privilege in the first place. That’s libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves”
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Reading Green Mars and just got up to this bit “even those who want minimal government and oversight still want the systems in place that afforded them their privilege in the first place. That’s libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves”
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Pls read whole piece. Neither Mandelson or Mosley were asked about Mandelson’s role in fixing Starmer’s visit to Palantir & subsequent £240m deal. It finally made headlines on Weds when a q was asked in Parliament.
But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
Peter Thiel's New Model Army
The Palantirisation of the UK military is a national security disaster
open.substack.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Pls read whole piece. Neither Mandelson or Mosley were asked about Mandelson’s role in fixing Starmer’s visit to Palantir & subsequent £240m deal. It finally made headlines on Weds when a q was asked in Parliament.
But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
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Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit
Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit
Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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