accidental axolotl
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Just three raccoons in a trench coat trying their best. She/her
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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Gemini: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Gemini: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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"Would it be crazy if I made a soup rn" -person who is about to make soup regardless
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"Would it be crazy if I made a soup rn" -person who is about to make soup regardless
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Are your cats TOO LOUD!?
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Are your cats TOO LOUD!?
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Do androids eat electric peeps
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Do androids eat electric peeps
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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If we try hard enough do you think we could convince billionaires to build a dinosaur theme park and then they all go visit and the dinosaurs break out and eat them?
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If we try hard enough do you think we could convince billionaires to build a dinosaur theme park and then they all go visit and the dinosaurs break out and eat them?
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein after making his monster
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein after making his monster
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side
I want a bumper sticker that’s says, “I’d rather be seducing ladies in Hades 2”
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I want a bumper sticker that’s says, “I’d rather be seducing ladies in Hades 2”
Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
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Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but