The Last Essential White Guy
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The Last Essential White Guy
@far-far-away.bsky.social
If we’re arguing about politics it’s because you’re wrong
Oh we,re posting perfect 90’s albums?
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Oh we’re posting perfect 90’s albums?
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Trump probably thinks this will buy their loyalty when her sends them out to shoot at protestors
merry christmas to less than 1/300th of the united states population
just what everyone wants in a troubled economy: a check that goes to someone else
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ngl this is the coolest thing that has ever happened to digital me:
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Law that allows congress to examine the president's taxes, with no pretext or justification at all, is as straightforward & black letter as any could be. Yet after Ds took Congress in 2018 & took care to give clear justification to get them, it was tied up in court for 2 years! Expect the same here
The DOJ has exactly 4 days to release the Epstein Files.

4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
People are like, "why aren't young people reading articles anymore?" and I genuinely believe this is one of the big reasons why. It was already difficult to read on a phone screen, but it is basically impossible now.
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Somebody wasn’t watching football on Thanksgiving
refs sucking ass in a lions v. cowboys game in favor of cowboys. never seen that before. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In nearly every meeting at work, anytime someone asks a question the presenter will start their response with "that's a great question" and do we need to do this anymore? If every question is a good question then no questions are good questions.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I never come back to work from a vacation "refreshed". If anything it takes me like a week to sort of stuff all the dreams and possibilities of what I could be spending my time doing back into a box; only then I can I wake up every day solely focused on the crap job I am paid to do.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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hey so even if you do sweep Dems into power again all those people who are openly calling for your murder will still exist so what is your plan because last time Dems were in office they didn’t do anything about it and now we’re here and my god we can’t keep doing this why do you refuse the lesson
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fucking Fox News will lead every night with stories of how Northern Europe's temps are now "colder than Canada!" and say it disproves global warming
"The science is evolving quite rapidly and time is running out to do anything about it because the tipping point may well be quite close," says PIK's @rahmstorf.bsky.social in this piece on Iceland declaring the potential collapse of #AMOC a national security risk. 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1op...
Iceland on alert amid Atlantic Ocean current's possible collapse | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein..."

Narrator voice: They didn't
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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the cool thing about ai is that if its a bubble we will go into a recession and there wont be any jobs, but if its not a bubble we will go into a recession and there wont be any jobs
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Northern Lights over NE Kansas
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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It’s insane to treat the filibuster as the most sacrosanct.

Article 1 power of the purse, oversight, and war? Nah.

Emoluments clauses? Bribery prohibition? Meh.

Criminal law? 14A? Doesn’t count.

But maybe the Senate changes a rule it has multiple times before? Gasp! Not that. Anything but that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Have you considered kicking out the people who gave up the fight and picking a new leader who is capable of leading the same
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is the one.
He beat the wrap.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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He beat the wrap.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM