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Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump into the river and drown
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There's actually a more recent historical framework for this exact argument than Roman law. But Vermeule chose not to cite the "Subjects and Citizens" chapter of Hitler's Mein Kampf for some reason!
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Katherine LaNasa kick me down a flight of stairs
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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don’t forget to lube your chimney
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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"As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free" gets all the attention (correctly), but don't overlook "He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored." Battle Hymn of the Republic is packed with heaters. Julia Ward Howe — she had bars! Should be our national anthem.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
YouTube video by The United States Army Field Band
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don’t think Elon should have done that to Ben’s Asse
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
accepting the facts in this article, Damon Wilson signed a document on his NIL deal that he didn’t understand.
Not saying that’s unsympathetic but like literally millions of other 19/20 year olds he’s going to find out it doesn’t really matter (e.g. student loans, car notes, credit cards, etc)
NEWS: Former Georgia DE Damon Wilson II has sued the Bulldogs' athletic association and collective over a six-figure NIL dispute. He alleges they were part of a civil conspiracy to “penalize Wilson for his decision to transfer.”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
Missouri DE Damon Wilson II sues Georgia, setting up landmark player vs. school NIL legal battle
Wilson’s attorneys allege the Bulldogs tried to 'punish Wilson for entering the portal' by lying about the former five-star’s NIL buyout.
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If the Whos were serious as a community they would issue shoot on sight permits for the grinch within the city limits of Whoville
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Imagining being persuaded against gender affirming care in the abstract by Dr. Oz saying how expensive some surgery might be. Just being perfectly credulous, eating slop out of a trough, etc.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life.

CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus.

BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is he on to something? 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shout out to the second hero who chucked something at that fucker afterwards
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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🎉
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Spent a decent amount of the day imagining Sherrone Moore talking like the Dracula flow guy
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
GamemasterAnthony ass culture
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It’s always Jimmy Fallon doing this particular credulous interview
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM