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Evil woke communist (Stella)
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Brainworms about Ace Attorney + Zelda + Hades

I'm 20, Any pronouns

TERFs/Radfems DNI!!
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okay. intro post. sure.
My name is Stella, I'm 20, and I'm a Bio student currently conducting research on some fungi :)

I like Zelda, Ace Attorney, Hades, and I play Splatoon a lot (small hiatus recently though!)

I LOOOOOVE horror movies art and books, horror anything. be on the look out for that
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Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Got an early showing to the new zelda movie and it looks great! Pic I took at the theater
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I love when Zelda says the game's title

"To save Hyrule's future, we must find a Link to the Past."
"Can you smell it Link? The Breath of the Wild."
"Breakfast is grows cold! It is time for Link's Awakening."
"Oh no, I'm late for Link's Crossbow Training."
"Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosey Rupeeland."
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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gen x pussy comes with printed mapquest directions to the clit
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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ok but here's the thing:
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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If I can be honest and vulnerable for a second, sometimes I struggle to turn my haters into waiters at the table of success
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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You should wear medical scrubs as your “being lazy around the house” outfit!

PAJAMAS: expensive, flimsy, no pockets, if you wear them outside the house people will think you’re depressed

SCRUBS: cheap, durable, lots of pockets, if you wear them outside the house people will think you’re a doctor
August 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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guy picking up girl on a dinner date and she asks where they should go and he winks and says "I'm taking you all the way to the top, baby" and drives to the park and starts climbing up a tree and trying to get her to go up there and eat acorns
August 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Smokin on that The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestra FULL OST
August 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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A dance that never ends #loz
July 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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spamton’s initial pov of weird route mustve been wild bc he knew noelle as 1) the one lightner who read his emails 2) the. angelkin girl who does weird shit in video games & has a ton of repressed rage. he opens his dumpster one day & looks over & shes there in the flesh executing ppl in the street
July 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
ok im getting resist libs following me and i just want you to know my display name calling myself a communist is not a joke about how donald trump thinks libs are communist. i mean i am really a communist. like i am. a communist. and i think trump winning is the democratic parties fault so
July 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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can't wait til they add a parry mechanic to shitting
July 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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A 2004 internal Nintendo DS diagnostic cartridge contained various graphical tests, among them this "Rotating Mario Cube". A faulty unit would not be able to properly rotate the cube.
June 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Happy Pride everyone!
Especially to those who still lurk in the shadows, we see you <3
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM