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Michael Z. (he/him)
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I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need.

A little pink sorceress when I need to be.

Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens.

Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.
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Kahless tells us to breathe life into that which we love. Celebrate the things you hold dear, share them with others, and let no one stifle the breath of things you cherish.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

alligator
bald eagle
coyote
dolphin
grey wolf
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

-kangaroo
-octopus
-bison
-feral hogs (did not open fire)
-copperheads
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You're in the Epstein file, Charlie Brown.
Do you read Sutter cane, Charlie Brown?
You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How'd D&D go?

Well...
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Quiet, piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Oh crap. The Shadows have spotted me!
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band (if you feel like it)
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Northern lights obscuring Orion.

Taken just north of Minneapolis by me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
She smiled and says "I will always love you."
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I will be displaying some Dungeons & Dragons themed LEGO builds at Brick Cities at the Minnesota State Fairgrounds next weekend (Nov 15-16).

brickcities.org
Home | Brick Cities convention
Family fun, MOC displays, raffles, Brick Cities, Bricks and Minifigs, convention.
brickcities.org
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Alan Cumming? From The Airzone Solution?
William Shatner? From The Twilight Zone?
Sarah Michelle Gellar? From SCOOBY-DOO?
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Only 22 shopping days left until The Doctor’s birthday.
a woman in a tuxedo and bow tie looks surprised at something
Alt: The Thirteen Doctor, wearing a tux, gurning
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Sweet Farts
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Sweat Tarts
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York’s Peppermint Panty
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Junior Lints
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York’s Peppermint Panty
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Jelly Rabies
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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York’s Peppermint Panty
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Jelly Rabies
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“Almond Joy has nuts.
Wounds don’t.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Jelly Rabies
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“Almond Joy has nuts.
Wounds don’t.”
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Spittles
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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“Almond Joy has nuts.
Wounds don’t.”
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Spittles
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Starwurst
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Spittles
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Starwurst
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Swedish fist
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM