heavenly bagworm on a string
@flamingorzed.bsky.social
The Dark Souls of analogous statements. he/him
that shared history:
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
that shared history:
being concerned about the health effects of soda and deciding to sanitize it with alcohol instead of just not drinking it is beast mode
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
being concerned about the health effects of soda and deciding to sanitize it with alcohol instead of just not drinking it is beast mode
back in 2023 my remote job, based out of Palo Alto and heavily staffed with c-grade Stanford types had a mandatory onsite (where they gave me COVID). A project manager expressed her doubts about SBF's guilt based on knowing his parents, to which I said then and say now: lmfao
I am starting to think this family might not have high ethical standards
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
back in 2023 my remote job, based out of Palo Alto and heavily staffed with c-grade Stanford types had a mandatory onsite (where they gave me COVID). A project manager expressed her doubts about SBF's guilt based on knowing his parents, to which I said then and say now: lmfao
this is the same shit they're trying to pull with code btw, "velocity is all that matters". who wants a home-made birthday cake that takes 2 hours to make when the slopotron 3000 can eject 2 kilotons of recycled food-like substance into your home in two minutes
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
this is the same shit they're trying to pull with code btw, "velocity is all that matters". who wants a home-made birthday cake that takes 2 hours to make when the slopotron 3000 can eject 2 kilotons of recycled food-like substance into your home in two minutes
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
my local neighborhood is all vbnmw bots and boomers. I have to start posting more, and I have to start posting worse
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
my local neighborhood is all vbnmw bots and boomers. I have to start posting more, and I have to start posting worse
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must be a pretty long conveyor belt
Conveyor Belt Sushi Arrives Downtown
Conveyor Belt Sushi Arrives Downtown
Kenosha-based Sooshibay has expanded to Milwaukee.
urbanmilwaukee.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
must be a pretty long conveyor belt
yeah I turned that shit off when they tried to do a silly zany scene where the kid who was forcibly separated from his mom gets told to drop and give me 20 because his anger about that is just teen angst and not to be taken seriously. jarring tonal shift and pretty rancid
So I'm 30 min into Starfleet Academy.
Trek is fascinating for many reasons but one is how it aspires to model a future beyond our worst social prejudices & power dynamics — but relies on tropes that are steeped in those same elements.
Trek is fascinating for many reasons but one is how it aspires to model a future beyond our worst social prejudices & power dynamics — but relies on tropes that are steeped in those same elements.
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
yeah I turned that shit off when they tried to do a silly zany scene where the kid who was forcibly separated from his mom gets told to drop and give me 20 because his anger about that is just teen angst and not to be taken seriously. jarring tonal shift and pretty rancid
it absolutely rocks being one of the most junior people on a very top-heavy team consisting largely of middle-aged white dudes whose only jobs have been at ZIRP companies which have never had to deliver a single thing
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
it absolutely rocks being one of the most junior people on a very top-heavy team consisting largely of middle-aged white dudes whose only jobs have been at ZIRP companies which have never had to deliver a single thing
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[The most redacted skeet of all time]
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
[The most redacted skeet of all time]
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Mobile Fighter G Gundam (1994)
Episode 15 - Warrior's Crest- Goodbye, Shuffle Alliance
14:59.005
Episode 15 - Warrior's Crest- Goodbye, Shuffle Alliance
14:59.005
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Mobile Fighter G Gundam (1994)
Episode 15 - Warrior's Crest- Goodbye, Shuffle Alliance
14:59.005
Episode 15 - Warrior's Crest- Goodbye, Shuffle Alliance
14:59.005
well you can really only say that if he DNF'd
Tour Down Under: Tobias Lund Andresen edges Matthew Brennan to win stage 1 www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
well you can really only say that if he DNF'd
Yeah there's a reason for that nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaa...
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Yeah there's a reason for that nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaa...
dokoupilled and whiskeymaxxing
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
dokoupilled and whiskeymaxxing
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
those dogshit in memoriam cartoons are going to hit like water in a desert
Scott Adams died lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
those dogshit in memoriam cartoons are going to hit like water in a desert
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we need to communicate to our general staff that in the event that they go to war with Denmark over Greenland, we will extradite anyone who participates to anywhere which will hang them until dead
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
we need to communicate to our general staff that in the event that they go to war with Denmark over Greenland, we will extradite anyone who participates to anywhere which will hang them until dead
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now I'm just a failed auto journo, so take what I say with a grain of salt, but I would be willing to bet a pinkie finger that when the music stops these guys need another bailout lol
GM to take $7.1 billion in charges as it adjusts EV production footprint
Ouch...
Ouch...
GM to take $7.1 billion in charges as it adjusts EV production footprint
GM said $6 billion of the charges is tied to its EV production footprint, while $1.1 billion is related to restructuring its China joint venture.
www.autonews.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
now I'm just a failed auto journo, so take what I say with a grain of salt, but I would be willing to bet a pinkie finger that when the music stops these guys need another bailout lol
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State security murdered a woman and the vice president of the United States took a break from his groupchat with 12-year-olds named KawaiiHimmler to say "ummm y'all are doin a heckin gaslighting," please kill me with a sword
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
State security murdered a woman and the vice president of the United States took a break from his groupchat with 12-year-olds named KawaiiHimmler to say "ummm y'all are doin a heckin gaslighting," please kill me with a sword
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people talk about how certain issues just aren't popular enough for politicians to support them yet but gee golly there are certain things where unpopularity doesn't seem to matter one fucking bit in electeds being gung-ho for it. funny how that works.
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
people talk about how certain issues just aren't popular enough for politicians to support them yet but gee golly there are certain things where unpopularity doesn't seem to matter one fucking bit in electeds being gung-ho for it. funny how that works.