Cloud
@floatysquish.bsky.social
transmasc disabled d00d. deeply unserious, but also highly serious.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
The worst group project ever, but it's a poly group chat with a meta who is determined to argue instead of making a shared calendar. Please just tell me what I'm doing on Sunday 😭
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The worst group project ever, but it's a poly group chat with a meta who is determined to argue instead of making a shared calendar. Please just tell me what I'm doing on Sunday 😭
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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My mother: openly dislikes me
Me: why don’t you like me
My mother: :O
Me: why don’t you like me
My mother: :O
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My mother: openly dislikes me
Me: why don’t you like me
My mother: :O
Me: why don’t you like me
My mother: :O
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Friendly reminder that we still don't have total marriage equality. Disabled people still have to pick between getting married or keeping their benefits. I'm a Disabled Adult Child beneficiary. If I ever get married, I lose all of my benefits, regardless of who I marry. The fight isn't over.
Happy National Freedom to Marry Day!
On this day we commemorate the landmark Supreme Court decision in Obergefell v. Hodges that granted same-sex couples the right to marry.
Join me in celebrating love, equality, and the countless couples who have found happiness together.
On this day we commemorate the landmark Supreme Court decision in Obergefell v. Hodges that granted same-sex couples the right to marry.
Join me in celebrating love, equality, and the countless couples who have found happiness together.
February 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Friendly reminder that we still don't have total marriage equality. Disabled people still have to pick between getting married or keeping their benefits. I'm a Disabled Adult Child beneficiary. If I ever get married, I lose all of my benefits, regardless of who I marry. The fight isn't over.
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⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
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The longer I live in this county the more I’ve come to vibe with the Philly sports teams/fans. Like yes girl climb a lamppost have some fun babes
February 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The longer I live in this county the more I’ve come to vibe with the Philly sports teams/fans. Like yes girl climb a lamppost have some fun babes
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Being disabled is like having a full time job where you have to pay other people.
February 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Being disabled is like having a full time job where you have to pay other people.
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I hate when my chronic illness branches out into different disorders. Please stay in your lane.
February 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hate when my chronic illness branches out into different disorders. Please stay in your lane.
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i think fat people should be allowed to maul their doctors alive when they come to them about a health concern and only hear "have you tried losing weight"
February 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i think fat people should be allowed to maul their doctors alive when they come to them about a health concern and only hear "have you tried losing weight"
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the stairs are in my prayers
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the stairs are in my prayers
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I just took the best picture of my life
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just took the best picture of my life
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god gives his strongest trans men the heaviest titties (me)
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
god gives his strongest trans men the heaviest titties (me)
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if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
Petition for Niantic to let disabled ppl put pokestops in our front yards
February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Petition for Niantic to let disabled ppl put pokestops in our front yards
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True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer
February 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer
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I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
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at this point I’m like 43% ibuprofen
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
at this point I’m like 43% ibuprofen
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elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party
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if i designed algorithms i would make it so they showed you nice things that made you smile
January 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if i designed algorithms i would make it so they showed you nice things that made you smile
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i prefer “performance art” rather than “crying in the grocery store”
January 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i prefer “performance art” rather than “crying in the grocery store”
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i'm starting to think that making the guys that make video game graphics cards a load bearing pillar of the entire american economy might have been a bad move
January 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i'm starting to think that making the guys that make video game graphics cards a load bearing pillar of the entire american economy might have been a bad move
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death cures insomnia by the way
January 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
death cures insomnia by the way