Floyd Uncooked
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Him/His Floyd Uncooked, anarchist, film enthusiast, music twiddler, bi, 🔞 NSFW
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The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
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Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/
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Cancel your Spotify subscription.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
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a patron suggestion from december
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
a patron suggestion from december
Clint Eastwood is 95 a year younger than my grandfather
I am still surprised by this
I am still surprised by this
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Clint Eastwood is 95 a year younger than my grandfather
I am still surprised by this
I am still surprised by this
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January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
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decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
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Anything less than Nuremberg Trials type consequences at this point would be malpractice.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Anything less than Nuremberg Trials type consequences at this point would be malpractice.
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/2 We created ICE in a flurry of post-9/11 enthusiasm for muscular terminology and reorganization, as part of creating the Department of Homeland Security. Recall being sneered at by conservative and centrist bien-pensants if you thought “Homeland Security” was ominous?
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/2 We created ICE in a flurry of post-9/11 enthusiasm for muscular terminology and reorganization, as part of creating the Department of Homeland Security. Recall being sneered at by conservative and centrist bien-pensants if you thought “Homeland Security” was ominous?
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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I am being completely serious when I say these are the moments where we begin developing left-lib wingnut welfare. We should make this guy rich and begin establishing the norm that you can get paid for being on our team.
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I am being completely serious when I say these are the moments where we begin developing left-lib wingnut welfare. We should make this guy rich and begin establishing the norm that you can get paid for being on our team.
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This was not where I expected it to come from lol
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This was not where I expected it to come from lol
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Cartoon: Fuck it. I liked my sketch too much :) With apologies to the Addamses. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Cartoon: Fuck it. I liked my sketch too much :) With apologies to the Addamses. Enjoy!
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I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
Alt: a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
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January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
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A painting I did of Martha's Vineyard done with acrylic on 9x12 canvas. This went to a lucky secret Santa recipient.
#acrylic #acrylicpainting #artist #artists #art #painting #originalart #traditionalart #Portland #Maine #fineart #scenery #landscape #sand #sea #ocean #beach #Massachusetts
#acrylic #acrylicpainting #artist #artists #art #painting #originalart #traditionalart #Portland #Maine #fineart #scenery #landscape #sand #sea #ocean #beach #Massachusetts
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A painting I did of Martha's Vineyard done with acrylic on 9x12 canvas. This went to a lucky secret Santa recipient.
#acrylic #acrylicpainting #artist #artists #art #painting #originalart #traditionalart #Portland #Maine #fineart #scenery #landscape #sand #sea #ocean #beach #Massachusetts
#acrylic #acrylicpainting #artist #artists #art #painting #originalart #traditionalart #Portland #Maine #fineart #scenery #landscape #sand #sea #ocean #beach #Massachusetts
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Wind blown tree, Maine. En plein air watercolor from summer.
#pleinairwatercolor #maine #watercolor #summer
#pleinairwatercolor #maine #watercolor #summer
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Wind blown tree, Maine. En plein air watercolor from summer.
#pleinairwatercolor #maine #watercolor #summer
#pleinairwatercolor #maine #watercolor #summer
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The super secret 3rd romance route.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The super secret 3rd romance route.