Discovering the Little Debbie chocolate tree cakes this year makes me feel like Abaddon from Haunted Hotel when he discovers blenders: I need more. I need more so badly. I didn't buy enough I didn't know better.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Discovering the Little Debbie chocolate tree cakes this year makes me feel like Abaddon from Haunted Hotel when he discovers blenders: I need more. I need more so badly. I didn't buy enough I didn't know better.
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Artemis has pulled her quilted fish into the doorway for napping to be maximally in the way. She wakes up and yells for a pet every time I have to step over her.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Artemis has pulled her quilted fish into the doorway for napping to be maximally in the way. She wakes up and yells for a pet every time I have to step over her.
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Bullfrogs imply the existence of the cowfrog
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bullfrogs imply the existence of the cowfrog
Dear Danessa Myricks,
Thank you.
Thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dear Danessa Myricks,
Thank you.
Thank you.
omg was Prince of Egypt my first Steve Martin and Martin Short
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
omg was Prince of Egypt my first Steve Martin and Martin Short
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.
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Okay but I still really hate “dolls.”
I’m a woman, not a simulacrum of a woman.
I’m a woman, not a simulacrum of a woman.
Doctor Who legend David Tennant wears trans ally 'Protect The Dolls' shirt on stage in Edinburgh
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
David Tennant wears trans rights 'Protect the Dolls' T-shirt at Edinburgh event
Doctor Who and Rivals star David Tennant has said "trans rights" yet again by appearing on stage in Edinburgh wearing a "Protect The Dolls" T-shirt.
www.thepinknews.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay but I still really hate “dolls.”
I’m a woman, not a simulacrum of a woman.
I’m a woman, not a simulacrum of a woman.
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Keep getting emails buy this sale that, mothetfuckers we are all broke.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Keep getting emails buy this sale that, mothetfuckers we are all broke.
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I'm really really sorry I read this as Ms. Rachel is not an antihistamine.
Apparently “Ms Rachel is not an antisemite” is considered VIOLENT EXTREMISM on TikTok now.
My video was IMMEDIATELY struck and removed by their new moderators.
My video was IMMEDIATELY struck and removed by their new moderators.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm really really sorry I read this as Ms. Rachel is not an antihistamine.
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The New York Post thinks this is some kind of dunk on @aftynbehn.bsky.social, but every time my Tennessee neighbors bring this up it's a positive. "Yeah, we also hate bachelorette parties and Morgan Wallen! And she's gonna get rid of the grocery tax as a bonus!"
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The New York Post thinks this is some kind of dunk on @aftynbehn.bsky.social, but every time my Tennessee neighbors bring this up it's a positive. "Yeah, we also hate bachelorette parties and Morgan Wallen! And she's gonna get rid of the grocery tax as a bonus!"
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If by some miracle the whole AI industry falls apart because some tech bros decided to spend trillions on compute without spending maybe tens of millions a year on licensing art, I will laugh so hard I'll be in danger of a ruptured spleen.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If by some miracle the whole AI industry falls apart because some tech bros decided to spend trillions on compute without spending maybe tens of millions a year on licensing art, I will laugh so hard I'll be in danger of a ruptured spleen.
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Also if you really still think the sub vs dub debate is valid and not ableist in our year 2025 please get off my lawn
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Also if you really still think the sub vs dub debate is valid and not ableist in our year 2025 please get off my lawn
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This is hot garbage, anti-labor bullshit
Amazon's subtitles were already a travesty, likely because they didn't hire enough people to do the job in the first place, now they'd like to have none at all
Amazon's subtitles were already a travesty, likely because they didn't hire enough people to do the job in the first place, now they'd like to have none at all
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is hot garbage, anti-labor bullshit
Amazon's subtitles were already a travesty, likely because they didn't hire enough people to do the job in the first place, now they'd like to have none at all
Amazon's subtitles were already a travesty, likely because they didn't hire enough people to do the job in the first place, now they'd like to have none at all
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Sorry not sorry.
One time, Godzilla went past our hotel in Kyoto and he was hanging dong and I swear it looked like smooth broccoli.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sorry not sorry.
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The only use of AI that appeals to me is some sort of Bluesky bot that would allow me to follow a funny poster without seeing any of their dog-ass movie takes
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The only use of AI that appeals to me is some sort of Bluesky bot that would allow me to follow a funny poster without seeing any of their dog-ass movie takes
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
I'm gonna dip a yellow cupcake into a small amount of espresso and see if I feel something
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm gonna dip a yellow cupcake into a small amount of espresso and see if I feel something
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This is so good I feel like I might be trying too hard.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is so good I feel like I might be trying too hard.
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Turns out this was all much ado about nothing and Google isn’t using your Gmail to train AI and if wanna turn all that stuff back on you can get your spam filters back
Looks like the article has been updated to suggest maybe they misread the policy.
I see people complaining that this also disabled their spam filters, though I still see new messages showing up in spam so it's still working fine for me after disabling things.
I see people complaining that this also disabled their spam filters, though I still see new messages showing up in spam so it's still working fine for me after disabling things.
[Correction] Gmail can read your emails and attachments to power "smart features"
Did you know that Gmail can use your emails and attachments for its smart features? Here's how to check your settings.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Turns out this was all much ado about nothing and Google isn’t using your Gmail to train AI and if wanna turn all that stuff back on you can get your spam filters back
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Everyone, I have great news.
Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi!
Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi!
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Everyone, I have great news.
Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi!
Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi!