Salt shouldn’t make me feel bloated it should make me feel like an angel of god

The toddler, to my mother’s cat:

“You are a cat and not a dog. Ginny, Ginny, would you like to go to space?”

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Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.

President Donald Trump’s so-called reciprocal tariffs are now in place, dealing a thunderous blow to the world economy as he pushes forward efforts to drastically reorder global trade.

we didn’t have to do this

a Beast of My Own Making breached the dream barrier and laid worms in my waking brain. they taste like ideas, writhing through a smorgasbord of flavour like winter sun or the tandoori chicken eaten on my 18th birthday. disguised as such they aren't so bad. i am consumed, but yesterday tastes so good

it is an unexplainable thrill. cannoli. 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘪; the word alone, simple signpost in wernicke's electric soil, is gift enough to inflame the heartfires funeral pyre for sane moderation. the giant dough tube rests before me. with god and the baker tied to the radiator as witness, i will become cannoli

The toddler just put a blanket over my head, crawled underneath with me, brought their stuffed cow and then said “Now we’re on the dark side of the moon.”

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i asked ai
to write a joke - that was not
funny

#writer #noai #haiku #comedy

Plain truth, no snark.

I enjoyed this idea that authoritarian states are more like the movie Brazil than the book 1984 - because authoritarianism breeds incompetence.

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This will be an especially difficult year to tell the difference between fake bullshit and actual bullshit this April Fool's Day

Hell yeah, Austin.