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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
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Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
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Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
The 2025 Denver Broncos are one of the most scuffed teams I have ever watched and I love them for it. Their job is to raise my heart rate and win games ugly and they are very good at their job.
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The 2025 Denver Broncos are one of the most scuffed teams I have ever watched and I love them for it. Their job is to raise my heart rate and win games ugly and they are very good at their job.
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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falcons fans, how do you continue living
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
falcons fans, how do you continue living
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This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.
You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...
Jim Irsay’s House in Photos
The late Indianapolis Colts owner's longtime home in the Hoosier State is now available for $12 million.
robbreport.com
August 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.
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the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks
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i am running for office on a platform of nationalizing chick-fil-a and giving popeye's a modified liquor license that allows them to sell go cups. a better world is possible
June 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i am running for office on a platform of nationalizing chick-fil-a and giving popeye's a modified liquor license that allows them to sell go cups. a better world is possible
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I have some uncomfortable news for one out of every nine adults with children
Parents are making increasing emotional and financial investments in youth sports. (One in 9 think their kids are going pro.) It’s a compounding factor in the push to make trans athletes a wedge issue. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Why youth sports is such a potent political target
The emotional and financial investment parents make in young athletes is strong wedge-issue fodder.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have some uncomfortable news for one out of every nine adults with children
Jason Sehorn looks like he cheats a lot at golf.
April 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jason Sehorn looks like he cheats a lot at golf.
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You could not have prevented Dan Campbell from taking Tate Ratledge with heavy weapons
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You could not have prevented Dan Campbell from taking Tate Ratledge with heavy weapons
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i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
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Know your enemy. *laughs in nerd*
February 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Know your enemy. *laughs in nerd*