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Interested in politics, have a deep desire for us to rejoin the EU and into football. Here for all that alongside science, comedy, engineering, history and art.
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December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Can't stop laughing at this.
having spent a while watching this I would say that it was at its absolute funniest on the seventh, maybe eighth replay
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Can't stop laughing at this.
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Just got reminded of that time I bought this for my brother at Christmas.
Previous gifts:
• A taxidermied mole
• A second-hand artificial leg
• An application form to Dignitas
• A rucksack filled with lard
• A framed photo of the back of his head
• A home-made cheese sandwich
Previous gifts:
• A taxidermied mole
• A second-hand artificial leg
• An application form to Dignitas
• A rucksack filled with lard
• A framed photo of the back of his head
• A home-made cheese sandwich
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just got reminded of that time I bought this for my brother at Christmas.
Previous gifts:
• A taxidermied mole
• A second-hand artificial leg
• An application form to Dignitas
• A rucksack filled with lard
• A framed photo of the back of his head
• A home-made cheese sandwich
Previous gifts:
• A taxidermied mole
• A second-hand artificial leg
• An application form to Dignitas
• A rucksack filled with lard
• A framed photo of the back of his head
• A home-made cheese sandwich
Who TF is eating GirlFriend bread?
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Who TF is eating GirlFriend bread?
I suspect that author had never met another person before, or was maybe blind.
Oops. Almost forgot the book cover. What a title!
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I suspect that author had never met another person before, or was maybe blind.
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Come on, ‘The Mancunian Candidate’ was right there.
Andy Burnham, the man who would be king
The Greater Manchester mayor has made no secret of his Labour leadership ambitions, but faces significant obstacles
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Come on, ‘The Mancunian Candidate’ was right there.
Release the Paedo files, then jail the paedophiles
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Release the Paedo files, then jail the paedophiles
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And ironically the places where it arguably comes closest to being true are the Magic Kingdom “expat” exclaves created by the kind of Brits who’d do anything for the motherland except live there.
The thing that always gets me about the whole “mass migration means immigrants recreate the conditions of their country of origin!” thing is that it is so transparently fucking nuts that there is not a single example of it ever being true in all of human history
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
And ironically the places where it arguably comes closest to being true are the Magic Kingdom “expat” exclaves created by the kind of Brits who’d do anything for the motherland except live there.
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Nigel Farage believes he shouldn’t be held responsible for his actions as a teenager but doesn’t think the same should apply to Shamima Begum.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nigel Farage believes he shouldn’t be held responsible for his actions as a teenager but doesn’t think the same should apply to Shamima Begum.
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How Keir Starmer Is Setting a Trap for Nigel Farage With His Foreign Interference Inquiry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/17/k...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/17/k...
Keir Starmer Is Setting a Trap for Nigel Farage With Foreign Interference Inquiry
As Reform opens the door to crypto donations, the Government is finally starting to take action against the threat of foreign financial interference in our politics, reports Adam Bienkov
bylinetimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
How Keir Starmer Is Setting a Trap for Nigel Farage With His Foreign Interference Inquiry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/17/k...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/17/k...
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Thirty-eight-years ago, tonight - during a three-night run at the Barras - Kirsty first performed the song live with the Pogues.
Joe Strummer was playing with the band, so we also got London Calling, and I Fought the Law.
A top evening!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jb...
Joe Strummer was playing with the band, so we also got London Calling, and I Fought the Law.
A top evening!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jb...
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) [HD Upgrade]
YouTube video by ThePoguesOfficial
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thirty-eight-years ago, tonight - during a three-night run at the Barras - Kirsty first performed the song live with the Pogues.
Joe Strummer was playing with the band, so we also got London Calling, and I Fought the Law.
A top evening!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jb...
Joe Strummer was playing with the band, so we also got London Calling, and I Fought the Law.
A top evening!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jb...
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“Six of one, half of a dozen of the other” or…
5. Green cabbage, cabbage that is green (French)
4. The pig has 3 hairs, 3 hairs has the pig (Sicilian)
3. The same dog with a different collar (Spanish)
2. The same Mary with another hat (Romanian)
1. The dark blue version of the same shit (Turkish)
5. Green cabbage, cabbage that is green (French)
4. The pig has 3 hairs, 3 hairs has the pig (Sicilian)
3. The same dog with a different collar (Spanish)
2. The same Mary with another hat (Romanian)
1. The dark blue version of the same shit (Turkish)
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
“Six of one, half of a dozen of the other” or…
5. Green cabbage, cabbage that is green (French)
4. The pig has 3 hairs, 3 hairs has the pig (Sicilian)
3. The same dog with a different collar (Spanish)
2. The same Mary with another hat (Romanian)
1. The dark blue version of the same shit (Turkish)
5. Green cabbage, cabbage that is green (French)
4. The pig has 3 hairs, 3 hairs has the pig (Sicilian)
3. The same dog with a different collar (Spanish)
2. The same Mary with another hat (Romanian)
1. The dark blue version of the same shit (Turkish)
Oh, that's cheered me up!
Just overheard a conversation between two ladies. One was telling the other about a wedding she'd been to last weekend and how she was "helping the bride go to the toilet but somehow the bride missed the bowl and shat on my feet" x
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh, that's cheered me up!
I think I know how to blow up MAGA. Ask them to agree when they believe the Great America they want to get back to was. Given that idealistic America doesn't exist, they'll fight over which version is in their heads.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I think I know how to blow up MAGA. Ask them to agree when they believe the Great America they want to get back to was. Given that idealistic America doesn't exist, they'll fight over which version is in their heads.
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Common consensus seems to be that Lizz Truss is in need of some kind of intervention, or is suffering some kind of psychlogical breakdown. I don't think this is true. I think she's just a gigantic fucking idiot.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Common consensus seems to be that Lizz Truss is in need of some kind of intervention, or is suffering some kind of psychlogical breakdown. I don't think this is true. I think she's just a gigantic fucking idiot.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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I have often found that what really improves someone else’s joke is if you explain it
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have often found that what really improves someone else’s joke is if you explain it
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Can we nominate Robin for every ally award going please?
To walk away from something you built and love, to give up money and a platform - all to stand by your values is a brave and honourable thing.
To walk away from something you built and love, to give up money and a platform - all to stand by your values is a brave and honourable thing.
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can we nominate Robin for every ally award going please?
To walk away from something you built and love, to give up money and a platform - all to stand by your values is a brave and honourable thing.
To walk away from something you built and love, to give up money and a platform - all to stand by your values is a brave and honourable thing.
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I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Realisation that most of the shit that's been caused over the last decade (and especially in lockdown etc) is caused by people who simply resent being told what to do (regardless of what it is, but mainly if it means they have to do something that mildly inconveniences them).
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Realisation that most of the shit that's been caused over the last decade (and especially in lockdown etc) is caused by people who simply resent being told what to do (regardless of what it is, but mainly if it means they have to do something that mildly inconveniences them).
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‘Am awright...gies a minute,
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
‘Am awright...gies a minute,
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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when I worked at the Telegraph, approx one thousand years ago, I walked into the newsroom one day wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, feeling v cool and chic, and my nickname in the newsroom instantly became "Vince Cable"
As someone who owns both a trench coat and a fedora I often think, looking at Delon's effortless beautiful cool, how sad it was that Inspector Gadget came along 20 years later and utterly kyboshed this look for ever more
I don’t doubt how influential Le Samouri has been, or how cool and beautiful Delon is onscreen, but everyone in Paris is searching for him, he’s stealing cars to remain unnoticed but at NO POINT does he think about removing his trademark hat.
Stick a balaclava on, Delon. Sorted.
Stick a balaclava on, Delon. Sorted.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
when I worked at the Telegraph, approx one thousand years ago, I walked into the newsroom one day wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, feeling v cool and chic, and my nickname in the newsroom instantly became "Vince Cable"