Stormcupine
@funnelvortex.bsky.social
28 | Cis - M | Bi | Furry | CS Student | Wisconsin
Artist - Vore and SFW - Creator of the Arpines (original species)
Weather nerd - sailing enthusiast - nature lover
My parner: @midgardianbunny.bsky.social
Artist - Vore and SFW - Creator of the Arpines (original species)
Weather nerd - sailing enthusiast - nature lover
My parner: @midgardianbunny.bsky.social
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Stormcupine
@funnelvortex.bsky.social
· Oct 13
Don't feel comfortable posting my art here anymore due to the way the site is heading.
Follow my galleries for my content.
FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/funnelv...
Eka's: aryion.com/g4/user/Funn...
Itaku: itaku.ee/profile/funn...
Arpine (Original Species) wiki: neocities.org/site/arpinep...
Follow my galleries for my content.
FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/funnelv...
Eka's: aryion.com/g4/user/Funn...
Itaku: itaku.ee/profile/funn...
Arpine (Original Species) wiki: neocities.org/site/arpinep...
Well now I know who's tailgating my ass on the County highway.
It's not life and death if I do speed, you're blowing the problem out of proportion to feel artificially safe.
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well now I know who's tailgating my ass on the County highway.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Hey, let's do Animal Farm, but make it so it's not an allegory for communsim. Also, let's make it silly haha. Maybe we'll even have a Dance Party sequence at the end!! Maybe we can put a generic message in there about how people are lame or something. Wouldn't it be funny if...?"
-Animal Farm 2026
-Animal Farm 2026
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Hey, let's do Animal Farm, but make it so it's not an allegory for communsim. Also, let's make it silly haha. Maybe we'll even have a Dance Party sequence at the end!! Maybe we can put a generic message in there about how people are lame or something. Wouldn't it be funny if...?"
-Animal Farm 2026
-Animal Farm 2026
The whole "give me money so I can give you your refund" is literally the Nigerian Prince routine.
Artists who do that lose my respect quick.
Especially if they are visibly going to furcons during the period they were not in contact.
Artists who do that lose my respect quick.
Especially if they are visibly going to furcons during the period they were not in contact.
Then having the nerve to come back going "Oooh my mental health was bad and this bad thing happened to me a month ago. I need even more money now to refund everyone! Commission me!" How can we ever expect you to be professional??? You could have just communicated with everyone earlier.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The whole "give me money so I can give you your refund" is literally the Nigerian Prince routine.
Artists who do that lose my respect quick.
Especially if they are visibly going to furcons during the period they were not in contact.
Artists who do that lose my respect quick.
Especially if they are visibly going to furcons during the period they were not in contact.
ICE's moral degeneracy aside, this shows just how much of a shitshow the organization is. In any other organized government or military body a rigid command structure would prevent mundane-induced problems like "getting lost in the city" from happening.
Thankfully the villains are incompetent.
Thankfully the villains are incompetent.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
ICE's moral degeneracy aside, this shows just how much of a shitshow the organization is. In any other organized government or military body a rigid command structure would prevent mundane-induced problems like "getting lost in the city" from happening.
Thankfully the villains are incompetent.
Thankfully the villains are incompetent.
Don't name search yourself even if you are not a content creator.
If you’re an influencer or a content creator, do not name search yourself, even out of morbid curiosity or temptation. It will severely fucked with your head and it will leave you nothing but bitterness.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Don't name search yourself even if you are not a content creator.
"The Anonymous Hacker Known as 4Chan!"
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"The Anonymous Hacker Known as 4Chan!"
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Which is partly why I want to dev a series of games featuring my furry original species lol
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Which is partly why I want to dev a series of games featuring my furry original species lol
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When I saw Jared Leto's Joker was the very moment I knew the DCEU was a failed experiment.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
When I saw Jared Leto's Joker was the very moment I knew the DCEU was a failed experiment.
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Quote with your starry art
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Quote with your starry art
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December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Quote with your starry art
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Quote with your starry art
Anti-Furs: "Furries are exposing kids to porn and fetishes!"
Also Anti-Furs: *Raids people's AD galleries that often require logins to harvest content to display on their drama slop YouTube channel that is primarily viewed by minors with minimal censorship to "show how weird this guy is"*
Also Anti-Furs: *Raids people's AD galleries that often require logins to harvest content to display on their drama slop YouTube channel that is primarily viewed by minors with minimal censorship to "show how weird this guy is"*
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Anti-Furs: "Furries are exposing kids to porn and fetishes!"
Also Anti-Furs: *Raids people's AD galleries that often require logins to harvest content to display on their drama slop YouTube channel that is primarily viewed by minors with minimal censorship to "show how weird this guy is"*
Also Anti-Furs: *Raids people's AD galleries that often require logins to harvest content to display on their drama slop YouTube channel that is primarily viewed by minors with minimal censorship to "show how weird this guy is"*
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Had to do it.
"All work and no play makes Pawbert a dull boy."
"All work and no play makes Pawbert a dull boy."
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Had to do it.
"All work and no play makes Pawbert a dull boy."
"All work and no play makes Pawbert a dull boy."
Stop subsidizing stupid shit like AI or giving Elon Musk more grants and you don't even need to raise taxes 20%
I'll never understand how so many people got conned into hating the idea of universal healthcare.
Say you pay 20% more in taxes.
Your employer pays you more because no insurance.
You never see a doctor, lab or out of network specialist bill again.
You have a low copay for drugs.
Isn't that worth it?
Say you pay 20% more in taxes.
Your employer pays you more because no insurance.
You never see a doctor, lab or out of network specialist bill again.
You have a low copay for drugs.
Isn't that worth it?
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Stop subsidizing stupid shit like AI or giving Elon Musk more grants and you don't even need to raise taxes 20%
We always talked about how billionaires want us to live in the pod and eat ze bugs, but apparently the billionaires don't even think we're worthy of that.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
We always talked about how billionaires want us to live in the pod and eat ze bugs, but apparently the billionaires don't even think we're worthy of that.
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Polis and Newsom are gonna have their "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" crashout eventually.
Newsom when he loses the primary.
Polis probably before then.
Then they'll pull a Tulsi Gabbard and write a novel in Twitter posts about their spiritual journey to the GOP cuz the kids are "woke"
Newsom when he loses the primary.
Polis probably before then.
Then they'll pull a Tulsi Gabbard and write a novel in Twitter posts about their spiritual journey to the GOP cuz the kids are "woke"
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Polis and Newsom are gonna have their "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" crashout eventually.
Newsom when he loses the primary.
Polis probably before then.
Then they'll pull a Tulsi Gabbard and write a novel in Twitter posts about their spiritual journey to the GOP cuz the kids are "woke"
Newsom when he loses the primary.
Polis probably before then.
Then they'll pull a Tulsi Gabbard and write a novel in Twitter posts about their spiritual journey to the GOP cuz the kids are "woke"
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I nominate Gavin Newsom for the next "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" crashout.
My bets are it will happen when he loses the primary.
My bets are it will happen when he loses the primary.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I nominate Gavin Newsom for the next "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" crashout.
My bets are it will happen when he loses the primary.
My bets are it will happen when he loses the primary.
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At this point the final contestants would be Donald Trump, JK Rowling, Elon Musk, pretty much the entire GOP, Epstein's clients, and...
...actually there are too many shitty people trying to enter the contest that we'll have to start tightening criteria.
...actually there are too many shitty people trying to enter the contest that we'll have to start tightening criteria.
I...
Is there a 'World's Shittiest Person' contest going on right now?
Is there a 'World's Shittiest Person' contest going on right now?
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At this point the final contestants would be Donald Trump, JK Rowling, Elon Musk, pretty much the entire GOP, Epstein's clients, and...
...actually there are too many shitty people trying to enter the contest that we'll have to start tightening criteria.
...actually there are too many shitty people trying to enter the contest that we'll have to start tightening criteria.
More evidence that Republicans are stuck in high school.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
More evidence that Republicans are stuck in high school.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Back when I first started posting my art, I would regularly design new outfits to dress my fursona up in. It's been a while!
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Back when I first started posting my art, I would regularly design new outfits to dress my fursona up in. It's been a while!