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Maps, data, and Liverpool FC (not necessarily in that order). Unabashed ginger.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When you have a bag of screws and no nails
Just walked into the office from trial; what’s the point of hammers, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Web Mercator data analysis
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Chelsea players fall
Tumbling, diving, and flopping
A team of wet fish?
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Mamardashvili does not jogo bonito
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just something nice for the TL
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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again ALL PROCEEDS for the song on release day ie TODAY ONLY (which is Bandcamp Friday, they don’t get their cut!) goes directly to the Bail Project! let’s raise some dollars and get some people free

theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com/track/firebr...
firebrush, by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
track by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Gary Neville says Szoboszlai's free kick was "Cristiano Ronaldo-like," but it wasn't really as Szoboszlai's actually went in the goal.
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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does a guy named Timber falling down count as nominative determinism
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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It’s pronounced “Šeško”
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Grimsby’s total revenue last season: 5.7m. That’s 0.8% of the cost it took to assemble the team they just eliminated.
August 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This seems ripe for @andrewbeasleyfootball.com stat sleuthing, but what is the combination earliest and latest goals scored within a half by Liverpool? 46' and 110' seem like a contender.
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“What is the charge? Submitting a bid? A succulent record bid?”
August 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sherman before lighting the torches
Atlanta are allergic to shooting
August 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Rooted in a mix of hopeless anxiety and anxious hopefulness, here are the 25 #LFC players that will play a larger than healthy role in our collective sanity over the next 10 months.
The Liverpool Power Ladder: 2025-26
“Let him think that I am more man than I am and I will be so.”
open.substack.com
August 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Alright Jimmy, you've got about 5 minutes to get your yellow card
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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1 goal from 0.01 xG, some might say Jeremie Frimpong is the best finisher in the world
is jeremy frimpong now a certified a plus finisher?
August 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you're all out of cheese
3 nil on a cracker; what is happening
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Exclusive: Fuka Nagano has committed her future to #LFC as she is set to renew her contract amid interest from WSL rivals.

Everton held an interest in signing the out-of-contract Japan international while #MUFC also briefly considered a move.

📝 @meganferinga.bsky.social

🔗 bit.ly/3TSYFMP
July 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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yosemite klan
Alexi Lalas, with the vibes of a sheriff ordering the beating of Civil Rights protesters.
July 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM