Gal Gateaux
@gal-gateaux.bsky.social
Sugar, spice and everything nice? In this economy?!
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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Why do we call it a dead chicken and not a poultrygeist please don’t unfollow
March 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why do we call it a dead chicken and not a poultrygeist please don’t unfollow
Working from the office today and accidentally snapped my headphones. Now I’m hearing all the reasons why I choose to work from home.
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Working from the office today and accidentally snapped my headphones. Now I’m hearing all the reasons why I choose to work from home.
Shouting Bloody Mary into my bathroom mirror.
Hoping for the beverage, but not bothered either way.
Hoping for the beverage, but not bothered either way.
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shouting Bloody Mary into my bathroom mirror.
Hoping for the beverage, but not bothered either way.
Hoping for the beverage, but not bothered either way.
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*AOL voice* You have enemies.
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*AOL voice* You have enemies.
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Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!
When did we decide that sugar-coating things was bad?
I have a sweet tooth and poor coping skills. Coat it in multiple layers of sugar, chocolate, caramel and deep fry it in denial, thanks!
I have a sweet tooth and poor coping skills. Coat it in multiple layers of sugar, chocolate, caramel and deep fry it in denial, thanks!
March 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When did we decide that sugar-coating things was bad?
I have a sweet tooth and poor coping skills. Coat it in multiple layers of sugar, chocolate, caramel and deep fry it in denial, thanks!
I have a sweet tooth and poor coping skills. Coat it in multiple layers of sugar, chocolate, caramel and deep fry it in denial, thanks!
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professional tightrope walkers have the best work/life balance
February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
professional tightrope walkers have the best work/life balance
Does anyone reply “not you!!” When they take the wrong type of knife out, as though the breadknife somehow volunteered to cut an apple, or am I just lonely?
February 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Does anyone reply “not you!!” When they take the wrong type of knife out, as though the breadknife somehow volunteered to cut an apple, or am I just lonely?
Still waiting for a long, lost aunt to reveal they’ve bequeathed me a cake shop in a cute seaside town, so I can start my new life after being dumped by a mean ex?
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Still waiting for a long, lost aunt to reveal they’ve bequeathed me a cake shop in a cute seaside town, so I can start my new life after being dumped by a mean ex?
So sick of the manipulative shit-posts from “PT’s”.
That being said, I’m looking for 5 women who want to:
- Sleep in
- Rewatch their comfort shows
- Eat a whole block cheese regardless of the consequences.
Comment “bogwitch” to not join a judgey whatsapp group of ricecake-sniffing arseholes 👍🏻
That being said, I’m looking for 5 women who want to:
- Sleep in
- Rewatch their comfort shows
- Eat a whole block cheese regardless of the consequences.
Comment “bogwitch” to not join a judgey whatsapp group of ricecake-sniffing arseholes 👍🏻
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
So sick of the manipulative shit-posts from “PT’s”.
That being said, I’m looking for 5 women who want to:
- Sleep in
- Rewatch their comfort shows
- Eat a whole block cheese regardless of the consequences.
Comment “bogwitch” to not join a judgey whatsapp group of ricecake-sniffing arseholes 👍🏻
That being said, I’m looking for 5 women who want to:
- Sleep in
- Rewatch their comfort shows
- Eat a whole block cheese regardless of the consequences.
Comment “bogwitch” to not join a judgey whatsapp group of ricecake-sniffing arseholes 👍🏻
This was super fun 💩☠️
January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This was super fun 💩☠️
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Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.
It’s not easy, being people-pleasey.
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s not easy, being people-pleasey.
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RACHEL: Hello
RACHAEL: Haello
RACHAEL: Haello
January 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
RACHEL: Hello
RACHAEL: Haello
RACHAEL: Haello
Apparently it’s Blue Monday. Except I like blue, so I’m calling it Bogey Green Monday.
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Apparently it’s Blue Monday. Except I like blue, so I’m calling it Bogey Green Monday.
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Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
Come for the Livin’ stay for the Vida Loca.
come for the butterfly stay for the sugar baby
Come for the bone thugs stay for the harmony
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Come for the Livin’ stay for the Vida Loca.
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*cracks knuckles*
Time to post garbage on the internet again.
Time to post garbage on the internet again.
January 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*cracks knuckles*
Time to post garbage on the internet again.
Time to post garbage on the internet again.
You’re my muse, but you’re not a muesli.
January 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You’re my muse, but you’re not a muesli.
The book said dress for the job you want?!
*tries to manoeuvre cake costume through bakery door*
*tries to manoeuvre cake costume through bakery door*
January 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The book said dress for the job you want?!
*tries to manoeuvre cake costume through bakery door*
*tries to manoeuvre cake costume through bakery door*
If I had the athleticism to “horse around”I certainly wouldn’t stop!
January 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If I had the athleticism to “horse around”I certainly wouldn’t stop!
Retail promo links to holidays and events are getting more and more desperate.
Just saw a homeware ad for a London Bus shaped teapot, linked to Lunar New Year? 🌙
Just saw a homeware ad for a London Bus shaped teapot, linked to Lunar New Year? 🌙
January 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Retail promo links to holidays and events are getting more and more desperate.
Just saw a homeware ad for a London Bus shaped teapot, linked to Lunar New Year? 🌙
Just saw a homeware ad for a London Bus shaped teapot, linked to Lunar New Year? 🌙
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.