Alan B
@gallonofalan.bsky.social
(Bloke\chap)
Irk the purists, it's a right good laugh.
Irk the purists, it's a right good laugh.
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Alan B
@gallonofalan.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Oddities And One Hit Wonders Of The UK Top 40
open.spotify.com
open.spotify.com/playlist/1w6...
88 hrs of hits from 1970 up until about 1999. Novelty songs, strange one-offs, instrumentals, football songs, military bands, TV themes, Christmas songs, collaborations. If it's not there chances are it's not on Spotify. No Jonathan King or Rolf Harris 😬 #totp
88 hrs of hits from 1970 up until about 1999. Novelty songs, strange one-offs, instrumentals, football songs, military bands, TV themes, Christmas songs, collaborations. If it's not there chances are it's not on Spotify. No Jonathan King or Rolf Harris 😬 #totp
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I’m Scottish but I am not this Scottish.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I’m Scottish but I am not this Scottish.
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
Get yizzer arses to see this if you can, true originals. #speirgorm
*NEW BELFAST DATE* Happy to be adding a Saturday night Belfast to our return to Ireland in May, tickets go on sale today.
We’re bringing our good mate Ted Chippington with us for all four dates. Waterford already SOLD OUT so you know what to do : www.thenightingales.org.uk/live
We’re bringing our good mate Ted Chippington with us for all four dates. Waterford already SOLD OUT so you know what to do : www.thenightingales.org.uk/live
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Get yizzer arses to see this if you can, true originals. #speirgorm
A man on the radio has just said "in one foul swoop" and that's my Saturday ruined.
January 24, 2026 at 10:35 AM
A man on the radio has just said "in one foul swoop" and that's my Saturday ruined.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
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Will there be a Procession, and a winning Ceremony?
January 24, 2026, a horse called New Order (trained by Charlie Longsdon, ridden by David Bass) is running at Doncaster in the 14:05 Virgin Bet Great Yorkshire Chase. The eight-year-old has been in good form, with recent performances including a close second at Sandown. Odds around 11/1 #NewOrder
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Will there be a Procession, and a winning Ceremony?
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Because the world is still… a little disappointing, I thought I should remind you of this. Morning all
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Because the world is still… a little disappointing, I thought I should remind you of this. Morning all
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Be aware that the cats vs bears video doing the rounds is an AI fake.
an elderly woman is sitting on the floor in a living room .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on the floor in a living room .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Be aware that the cats vs bears video doing the rounds is an AI fake.
Well you absolutely have to have talc before the nappy goes on.
this is every man's dream, firing a gun in the air while a busty woman ... puts talcum powder all over your ass(?)
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Well you absolutely have to have talc before the nappy goes on.
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The one on the road. 😄
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The one on the road. 😄
They won't go down without a fight.
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
They won't go down without a fight.
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I recently learned that 10cc are named after the average volume of spaff in a male ejaculation.
This led me to wonder if 70s 'Day Trip To Bangor' one hit wonders Fiddler's Dram took similar inspiration for their name. #totp
This led me to wonder if 70s 'Day Trip To Bangor' one hit wonders Fiddler's Dram took similar inspiration for their name. #totp
10cc wouldn’t give you much torque #TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I recently learned that 10cc are named after the average volume of spaff in a male ejaculation.
This led me to wonder if 70s 'Day Trip To Bangor' one hit wonders Fiddler's Dram took similar inspiration for their name. #totp
This led me to wonder if 70s 'Day Trip To Bangor' one hit wonders Fiddler's Dram took similar inspiration for their name. #totp
Holy. Shit.
Paul Nicholas is now playing the Major in the Fawlty Towers stage show. Time, eh?
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Holy. Shit.
A NATION ONCE AGAINNNNN
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
A NATION ONCE AGAINNNNN
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Stumpy Nicelegs McNicelegs
McLegs and Co #totp
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stumpy Nicelegs McNicelegs