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Can I get a “hell yeah”
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Haha,

Feels like this post is designed for @reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?

CARR: I think th---

L: Yes or no

C: There's a test for this in the la---

L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question

C: The FCC is not

L: So is your website lying?

C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lord, I see what they have over there and I want that for me.
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” - Saved (2004)
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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#GVerse While you fly around the country, playing dress-up for the cameras. 🤣 Mic drop!🎤
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?”

This is how you know this bitch hasn’t had to deal with healthcare like a normal person in a looong time.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Morning Show had a plot line that was exactly this and I hope it works out the same way in real life.
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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A furby would kill a labubu in unarmed combat
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kirby Air Riders is nuts
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Curb music plays
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Are we positive the Los Angeles Lakers are actually a professional basketball team?
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Welp!
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The guy who can't make a self driving car wants one of his robots to determine what is or isn't a crime as it is or isn't happening.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz

You guys have talked before on the ramifications of Google, etc. serving AI results that keep people from actually going to websites.

Just saw this notice a cycling site is going to stop posting because of that.

www.holland-cycling.com/blog/321-hol...
Holland-Cycling.com - Holland-Cycling.com stops in 2026
After 13 successful years Holland-Cycling.com will stop its activities at the beginning of 2026. Now that the cycling season of 2025 has come to an end the website will no longer be updated.
www.holland-cycling.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Focus group behind two-way glass. Pete watches as the moderator asks, "Would it upset you if someone congratulated Mamdani in a tweet?"
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM