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frogs fall, everyone dies
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Fortean, book nut, computer whisperer
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baldiepete.bsky.social
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
We're still okay for making sauce.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
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STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A spaceship is see hovering in space above Earth. An unseen character - implied to be an alien - says : "Ugh, these. We bred them to be larger and not have all the fuzz, and now they ship well but taste like nothing. Just leave them alone." The caption below the comic reads : Humans are the Red Delicious of the galaxy.
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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brianbilston.bsky.social
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry   with things falling apart and anarchy let loose,   it was only poetry, he found, which had any use,   so he reached for his copy   of The Complete Works of Yeats   and bludgeoned the President of the United States Brian Bilston
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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tkingfisher.com
Somewhere, the thousand year old corpse of Erik the Red is realizing he really did pull off one of the greatest marketing coups in history.
camestrosf.bsky.social Camestros Felapton @camestrosf.bsky.social · 3d
I was just writing about how the bad guys in Doctor Who often have buffoonish master plans only to read in the actual news that Trump intends to raise punitive taxes on Americans until Europe gives up & gives him Greenland
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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sassytealady.bsky.social
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
a mini barbie dreamhouse atop a giant (relative to the house) chicken legs
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
thank you @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social for sharing Mothman Flavored Chips with my household. unfortunately for mothman they're quite good so i will be starting my quest to hunt and eat a mothman on monday
a bag of mothman flavored potato chips
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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bruces.bsky.social
*It's easy to laugh at space-fantasies, but there's so much tonnage of junk up there now that there are areas of the Moon that have been declared lunar junkyards
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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brislen.nz
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
A giant yellow sign on the side of the road announces “YOU ARE ENTERING A FRUIT FLY CONTROLLED AREA” and below that in smaller letters “Make sure you know the rules.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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wolvendamien.bsky.social
It stands for "Banishing Ritual of Fuck Right Off."
June 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Edward Gorey

"Books seem to me to be pestilent things ..."
Trying if a man walking along the side of a cliff clutching a big book to his chest and smiling briefly we see the feet of somebody who is just been shoved off the cliff "Books seem to me to be pestilent things,and infect all that trade in them...with something very perverse and brutal. Printers,binders,sellers and others that make a trade and gain out of them have universally so odd a turn and corruption of mind. that they have away of dealing peculiar to themselves, and not conformed to the good of society and that general fairness which cements mankind." JOHN LOCKE
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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garybrannan.bsky.social
Ok, ok, ONE more

The original scripted ending for The Deadly Assassin, which would have ended with this BRILLIANT roller caption and they should have kept it in!

#doctorwhoday #doctorwho
(THE TARDIS NOISE STARTS. A STEP. THEY MOVE BACK THE TARDIS DEMATERIALISES) SPANDRELI: Look! (THE GOLDEN COLUMN IS ALSO VANISHING) A Type 42... The Master! ENGIN: Can't you stop - SPANDRELL : Too late. They've gone... ENGIN: heading? Where do you think they're SPANDRELL : Co-ordinator. And, you know, the iniverse, And, you know, feeling it isn't big enough for the two of them・・・ BACK: TUPTON: Grateful thanks are due to the High Council of Time Lords, Co-ordinator Engin, Keeper of the Records, and the Curator of the Capitol Museum, Gallifrey, for their help and advice. Closing titLes： A BIDS:
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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mattthr.bsky.social
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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streetartutopia.com
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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arthistoryanimalia.bsky.social
For #NationalTeaDay 🫖☕️:
#Teapot with #fossil decoration
British, Staffordshire, c. 1760–65
Salt-glazed stoneware with enamel decoration
4 1/4 × 7 1/4 in. (10.8 × 18.4 cm)
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York 37.22.6a,b: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
official museum photo, side view 1 “A black and white teapot covered in whimsical abstract designs resembling fossils.” “Though it's got a surprisingly modern look, this teapot was made in the 18th-century in Staffordshire—the heart of Britain's pottery industry. The area’s limestone yielded prehistoric fossils, and potters often turned them into whimsical motifs for teapots.” official museum photo, side view 2 “A black and white teapot covered in whimsical abstract designs resembling fossils.” “Though it's got a surprisingly modern look, this teapot was made in the 18th-century in Staffordshire—the heart of Britain's pottery industry. The area’s limestone yielded prehistoric fossils, and potters often turned them into whimsical motifs for teapots.”
April 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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funranium.bsky.social
516.
Screenshot of aeschlus-stan account “I hate it when I’m trying to look up a good golem recipe and the rabbi prefaces it with ten paragraphs about his life in 17th century Prague. Like, I feel for you, Maharai, but there are anti-semites going unsuplexed while I’m searching for the ingredient list.” 6817 notes
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
I can't believe people are making light of the tragedy that occured yesterday (finding out that Matt Berry is part of the new Harry Potter project).
September 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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tetzoo.bsky.social
I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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richardlittler.bsky.social
In terms of fascist-bashing acumen, Starmer is starting to make Neville Chamberlain look like Indiana Jones.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jul 28
Starmer does a promo for Trump's golf business: "It's absolutely magnificent both inside and out, and looking at the courses itself and the building. It's incredible."
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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esherukweku.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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folkhorrorrevival.bsky.social
Fooling aside, there's a very enjoyable adaptation of Anthony Shaffer's unmade script outline for a sequel to #TheWickerMan, which you can listen to here

youtu.be/u1-_knDKPlw
May 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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happytoast.co.uk
Instruction video on how to make your Wicker Buddy and most importantly set fire to him this evening youtu.be/VzH2XIRSAqE
HappyToast Wicker buddy instructions
YouTube video by HappyToast
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May 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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jonathanlhoward.bsky.social
Every year the same, gets to May Day itself and people panic and the streets are full of people who SHOULD have done their shopping days ago looking for virgin police officers.
May 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM