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ghost of john gode
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manager at ska walgreens
[snoop dogg voice]
Pooped so hard I got a nosebleed
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ugly soul in this kid
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
we're like 9 months away from a vape for crack at minimum
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
@fraserramon.bsky.social pdc world champs on the fanduel channel on tubi rn, if you wanna see some great darts playing and some of the worst sound mixing in the history of media
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
knew some people who worked at a bar where he regularly fell down the stairs drunk so I'm sure it's nothing
Jimmy Fallon looking rough these days
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
lutnick electric chair
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you

LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times

F: Not a 600% cut

L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ez way to tell this stuff is snake oil is that it gets presented with unqualified characterizations... trying to sell me on how innovative the AI functionality is in a settings interface is bozo shit
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
idk how the cycle works but it's ea-nasir szn again and I live for this shit
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
group DMs please
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
reporter didn't even talk to any of these people's kids lol
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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evidence that we actually can hate these fuckers to death

keep hating
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I will never forgive the softball fan for missing his shot
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Maye is just a killer out there
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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erika kirk look like the ski free yeti
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Toddler Consolidates Power In Household
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
not my idea but also the horn needs to be as loud inside as it is outside
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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good shit did rewatch
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM