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Paul M
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Possibly spooky, probably mundane
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joshuawcotter.bsky.social
A drawing of an anthropomorphic goat and sheep, the goat is saying “THEY UNDERSTAND THAT THE FORCE OPPOSING HOPE IS DESPAIR. THE DESPAIR WE FEEL IS MANUFACTURED. AND WHAT HAS BEEN MANUFACTURED CAN BE TAKEN APART.”
November 6, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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ttrpgifs.bsky.social
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Three pane meme of Adam Driver from Marriage Story wearing black pants and a red shirt. 1st - Adam is extremely mad and pointing and text that says "everyday I wake to some AI bullshit" 2nd - Adam is punching the wall and leaving a hole 3rd - Adam covering his eyes with both hands while sobbing
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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opentabscast.bsky.social
YOU ASKED FOR IT? WE did it. We signed @shivambhatt.bsky.social up for Secondary Gender Studies: AKA We finally did the OMEGAVERSE episode.

(Every new episode is our favorite episode of Open Tabs but this one might be an all-timer. Seriously.)
opentabs.libsyn.com/22-secondary...
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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onionbug.bsky.social
Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!?
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.

Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
a cartoon drawing of a fox carrying a flag
Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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legdotegg.bsky.social
Look they're all running away together 😭😭😭

#fleem #loot #fblthp #mtg #mtgo #throughtheomenpaths #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
September 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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magic.wizards.com
Don't let your memes be dreams, don't let Impostor Syndrome weigh you down.

Be the real Spider-Man. #MTGxSpiderMan #MTGxMarvel
Magic: The Gathering | Marvel's Spider-Man card Imposter Syndrome Mana Cost: {4}{U}{U} Type: Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Abilities: Whenever a nontoken creature you control deals combat dmage to a player, create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary. Flavor Text: "I'm the real Spider-Man!" "No, I'm the real Spider-Man!" Art: Two identical looking figures stand across from each other pointing at the other. They are dressed in the same Spider-Man costume.
September 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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cait.bsky.social
it's hard to explain how much impact a big tough-looking guy acting calm and normal can have on a situation in general. my husband is the same way. this is what "the left" should be pursuing and encouraging, not searching for some sort of Leftist Andrew Tate
floregonian.com Jeremy @floregonian.com · Aug 12
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.

It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
"i spent a thousand dollars on a gengar, did you spend a thousand dollars on a gengar?"

i sleep in a big bed with my wife and we both cuddle a gengar squishmallow
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · Aug 13
like i sleep on a gengar squishmallow every night and even this is too much for me.

tho this might be the difference between having money and having autism.
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · Aug 13
this man has spent over a thousand dollars apiece on gengars and while i adore gengar this could not be me
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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amytheamazonian.bsky.social
Trans women belong in women's spaces because THEY ARE WOMEN.
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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commandcast.bsky.social
Four explorers venture into a derelict Spacecraft. But what threats await them on board, and will they escape with their life totals?

Don't miss our most ambitious film:
youtu.be/jclO7Mjfjq0

@edhrec.com @wachelreeks.com @joshleekwai.bsky.social @tolariancommunitycollege.com @bmkibler.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons" Trans folks with Samus Arm Cannons, and a big one on a trans flag banner.
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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jpsz6.bolasgang.com
The "Would you date this dragon?" panel was a success! Did you miss the talk with
@ambivalentagender.bsky.social
@ladyatarka.bsky.social
@amytheamazonian.bsky.social
@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social?
No worries! You can check it below 👇🏻

Thanks to @gremcorp.bsky.social for recording ❤️
June 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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gailsimone.bsky.social
About how you identify.

I don't care how you identify, I love it and respect it and am glad to know you.

Everyone else can go piss a dog biscuit.
June 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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magic.wizards.com
As we wind down, it's time for a special guest: Wizards President John Hight, here to reveal the 2026 MagicCon schedule!

May 1-3, 2026 - #MCVegas
Jul. 17-19, 2026 - #MCAmsterdam
Nov. 13-15, 2026 - #MCAtlanta

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June 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Jun 18
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
JD Vance V @JDVance Just set up my page on @bluesky, hope to see you guys there! un valive @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Follow Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you. States" supports this position). The implication of these arguments is that courts should defer to so-called expert con- There are several problems with appealing and deferring to the authority of the expert class. First, so-called experts have no license to countermand the "wisdom, fairness, or logic of legislative choices." FCC v. Beach Communications, Inc., 508 U. S. 307, 313 (1993). Second, contrary to the representations of the United States and the private plaintiffs there is no medical consensus on how best to treat gender dysphoria in children. Third, notwithstanding the alleged experts' view that young children can provide informed consent to irreversible sex-transition treatments, whether such consent is possible is a question of medical ethics that States must decide for themselves. Fourth, there are particularly good reasons to question the expert class here, as recent revelations suggest that leading voices in this area have relied on questionable evidence, and have allowed ide-logy to influence their medical guidand Taken together, this case serves as a useful reminder that the American people and their representatives are en- JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 47s To that end, I found Justice Thomas's concurrence on medical care for transgender youth quite illuminating. He argues that many of our so-called "experts" have used bad arguments anc substandard science to push experimental therapies on our youth. JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 46s I might add that many of those scientists are receiving substantial resources from big pharma to push these medicines on kids. What do you think?
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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shanasae.bsky.social
Got blindsided by a German translation today LMAO

What a treat it can be sometimes to know both languages djwidhakdbejf
A photo of the MTG Tidus card but in German. The title of the card is "Tidus, Blitzball-ass".
June 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM