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Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station
October 17, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station
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call me clitoris the way dudes been rubbing me wrong all day
October 1, 2023 at 2:44 AM
call me clitoris the way dudes been rubbing me wrong all day
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I would like every person I know in the US to go buy this, please, because the idea of an army of queer nutcrackers is just like. Too amusing for my tiny mind to contain.
It is heresy that Joann’s already has Christmas stuff out but also I’m coming back for Him
October 1, 2023 at 11:47 PM
I would like every person I know in the US to go buy this, please, because the idea of an army of queer nutcrackers is just like. Too amusing for my tiny mind to contain.
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It's time to face the truth.
There aren't enough haunted lighthouses for all of us to go slowly mad in, as we stare grimly out to sea in our chunky sweaters, the dark secrets & spirits of the past swirling around us.
We'll have to take turns.
There aren't enough haunted lighthouses for all of us to go slowly mad in, as we stare grimly out to sea in our chunky sweaters, the dark secrets & spirits of the past swirling around us.
We'll have to take turns.
September 30, 2023 at 4:13 PM
It's time to face the truth.
There aren't enough haunted lighthouses for all of us to go slowly mad in, as we stare grimly out to sea in our chunky sweaters, the dark secrets & spirits of the past swirling around us.
We'll have to take turns.
There aren't enough haunted lighthouses for all of us to go slowly mad in, as we stare grimly out to sea in our chunky sweaters, the dark secrets & spirits of the past swirling around us.
We'll have to take turns.
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When I die, you can scatter my remains around my workplace.
No, I don't need to be cremated first.
No, I don't need to be cremated first.
September 29, 2023 at 6:34 PM
When I die, you can scatter my remains around my workplace.
No, I don't need to be cremated first.
No, I don't need to be cremated first.
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Conservatives: [actively burning the country down and ruining the lives of the majority of people]
Leftists: [making jokes about Dianne Feinstein dying]
Liberals: "Both these things are equally bad. I am a smart and mature adult making rational decisions."
Leftists: [making jokes about Dianne Feinstein dying]
Liberals: "Both these things are equally bad. I am a smart and mature adult making rational decisions."
September 29, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Conservatives: [actively burning the country down and ruining the lives of the majority of people]
Leftists: [making jokes about Dianne Feinstein dying]
Liberals: "Both these things are equally bad. I am a smart and mature adult making rational decisions."
Leftists: [making jokes about Dianne Feinstein dying]
Liberals: "Both these things are equally bad. I am a smart and mature adult making rational decisions."
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Please do not remind me of my terrible personality from more than two years ago. Current terrible personality only.
October 1, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Please do not remind me of my terrible personality from more than two years ago. Current terrible personality only.
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