kristin
kristin
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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my groupchat for deep sea divers, cryptid hunters, and trombonists just saw the new list of emojis and they're losing their fucking minds
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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As far as I can tell, Trump's story on the "Jeffrey Epstein hoax" is now basically this:
July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.

We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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“I asked Chat GPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I went outside and layed in the grass. I don’t need new information. I’ve seen enough
July 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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goose: where'd he get the canister?

goose: where'd he get the canister, motherfucker?
July 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It’s not just that Trump admires Putin, he’s adopting his playbook.

Trump’s comments today on Canada (“an arbitrary border”) and Greenland (“maybe more soldiers go there”) is EXACTLY how Putin talked about Ukraine.

None of this is funny. It’s an explicit threat to sovereign nations.
Trump on Greenland: "Denmark is very far away. A boat landed there 200 years ago or something and they say they have rights to it. I don't know if that's true. I don't think it is, actually ... we really need it for national security ... maybe you'll see more and more soldiers go there."
March 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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BREAKING: Almost everything
February 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Absolutely unbelievable. Just imagine if this had happened on Biden’s watch. The Republicans and the media would be in an uproar — and rightfully so.

But it’s on Trump’s watch, so crickets. 🦗
February 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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fire! at the abandoned lake street kmart
October 20, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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Please let me in the ceiling hole I am normal and can be trusted to go in the ceiling
October 17, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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The Dream Of Every Millennial: to be a contestant on Legends Of The Hidden Temple.
The Dream Of Every Millennial: a small farm, perhaps in the woods, with a number of goats or a milk cow, and a fire and a cat with whom to watch the turning of the leaves
September 30, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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Budo-kun, a 6 ft. sentient bunch of grapes, is the mascot of Koshu City.
September 1, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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one thing you have to respect about rudy giuliani is that he has fully committed himself to being a little goblin. the man did not take any shortcuts. he’s put in the long hours and the hard work. and look how it’s paid off. magnificent.
August 4, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
April 27, 2023 at 9:15 PM