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If you feel like the animatronic band characters are looking directly into your soul, it’s already too late. We wish you luck in your new life going forward.
February 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you feel like the animatronic band characters are looking directly into your soul, it’s already too late. We wish you luck in your new life going forward.
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well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner
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If you’re in your room, stay in your room for the next 30 minutes while we get this woodchuck situation under control.
February 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you’re in your room, stay in your room for the next 30 minutes while we get this woodchuck situation under control.
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Sorry but whenever I think about the Grammys my brain immediately jumps to the fact that they nominated The Chicago Bears for “best R&B Performance by a group”
February 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sorry but whenever I think about the Grammys my brain immediately jumps to the fact that they nominated The Chicago Bears for “best R&B Performance by a group”
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
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The funniest go-to expert in sports broadcasting is CBS occasionally throwing it to Jay Feely before a field goal so he can say “yeah this guy can make this field goal”
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The funniest go-to expert in sports broadcasting is CBS occasionally throwing it to Jay Feely before a field goal so he can say “yeah this guy can make this field goal”
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Imagine if tech companies could convince you that AI knows you better than you know yourself, make you trust it unfailingly. Imagine that the VC ghouls who built them could, say, unload failing real estate they bought in AZ by having your AI suggest you move there. Wouldn't that be cool for them?
January 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Imagine if tech companies could convince you that AI knows you better than you know yourself, make you trust it unfailingly. Imagine that the VC ghouls who built them could, say, unload failing real estate they bought in AZ by having your AI suggest you move there. Wouldn't that be cool for them?
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We’re proud to present our new family section, complete with toddler slots, pre-teen poker and baby blackjack!
January 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
We’re proud to present our new family section, complete with toddler slots, pre-teen poker and baby blackjack!
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instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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Hey man nice post. Would it be ok if I used the replies to show off my stunted social skills and then act like that’s your fault when called on it?
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey man nice post. Would it be ok if I used the replies to show off my stunted social skills and then act like that’s your fault when called on it?
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The skeletal remains found in the drywall of the laundry room predate our current ownership group.
January 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The skeletal remains found in the drywall of the laundry room predate our current ownership group.
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Reminder to please use the ashtrays and cup holders in the yoga room.
January 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reminder to please use the ashtrays and cup holders in the yoga room.
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We wish we could tell you that the squeaking in the walls at night is just mice, but the truth is so much worse.
January 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We wish we could tell you that the squeaking in the walls at night is just mice, but the truth is so much worse.
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this was probably the most "toss weed out of a moving car" throw i've ever seen a quarterback make
this is the sort of play that shouldn't be able to be called a pass, if you're going to judge what kind of things are legitimate passes
January 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
this was probably the most "toss weed out of a moving car" throw i've ever seen a quarterback make
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Our greater one-horned rhinoceros will be released from his enclosure between 1pm and 2pm. Survivors will receive 10% off any dessert item at Going Bananas™️.
January 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Our greater one-horned rhinoceros will be released from his enclosure between 1pm and 2pm. Survivors will receive 10% off any dessert item at Going Bananas™️.
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every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing”
January 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing”
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how did the person in charge of marketing the movie "Love Hurts" buy ad slots on this game and not the one two hours ago with the quarterbacks whose names were Love and Hurts
January 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
how did the person in charge of marketing the movie "Love Hurts" buy ad slots on this game and not the one two hours ago with the quarterbacks whose names were Love and Hurts
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if you get hurt so bad you need the cart you should be able to stay in the game and just drive around in the cart
January 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
if you get hurt so bad you need the cart you should be able to stay in the game and just drive around in the cart
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What you can't see in this photo of a Cybertruck parked at a fire hydrant is that it's also a few feet off the curb, blocking a very busy roadway
January 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What you can't see in this photo of a Cybertruck parked at a fire hydrant is that it's also a few feet off the curb, blocking a very busy roadway
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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Everyone wants to be the hero, but at a certain point you have to accept the fact that you’re just a weird guy holding a sword
January 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everyone wants to be the hero, but at a certain point you have to accept the fact that you’re just a weird guy holding a sword
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I assume you got into the industry with the dream of getting a hug from a mayo-covered PJ Fleck while Flava Flav looked on
January 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I assume you got into the industry with the dream of getting a hug from a mayo-covered PJ Fleck while Flava Flav looked on
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Resolutions are much more fun when you force them on others instead of yourself. So my resolution for all of you this year is to that you guys learn how to park.
January 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Resolutions are much more fun when you force them on others instead of yourself. So my resolution for all of you this year is to that you guys learn how to park.
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364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"