noelle ✨
@gnolls.bsky.social
dark side of the moo. 😎🐮🤠
she/her. queer. 🌈 gamer. d&d player. part time writer, full time anxious paralegal. astarion apologist.
she/her. queer. 🌈 gamer. d&d player. part time writer, full time anxious paralegal. astarion apologist.
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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Drive thru person: hi, will you be using our app today?
Me, a mid-30s octogenarian, becoming panicked and discombobulated in the face of changing society: n-no? I’m outside the restaurant in my car
Me, a mid-30s octogenarian, becoming panicked and discombobulated in the face of changing society: n-no? I’m outside the restaurant in my car
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Drive thru person: hi, will you be using our app today?
Me, a mid-30s octogenarian, becoming panicked and discombobulated in the face of changing society: n-no? I’m outside the restaurant in my car
Me, a mid-30s octogenarian, becoming panicked and discombobulated in the face of changing society: n-no? I’m outside the restaurant in my car
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We have lived a year under the tyranny of Moo Deng
July 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We have lived a year under the tyranny of Moo Deng
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BREAKING: Federal judge issues a nationwide preliminary injunction blocking NIH from implementing its "Rate Change Notice" that would dramatically cut payments under grants.
Judge Angel Kelley had previously issued a TRO blocking the change. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Judge Angel Kelley had previously issued a TRO blocking the change. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
BREAKING: Federal judge issues a nationwide preliminary injunction blocking NIH from implementing its "Rate Change Notice" that would dramatically cut payments under grants.
Judge Angel Kelley had previously issued a TRO blocking the change. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Judge Angel Kelley had previously issued a TRO blocking the change. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
i'm not actively looking for a job but every job posting is like "at blorpco we make financialtechAItools for businesses like blergh and swoozy, join our office to work hard & play hard" and my eyes gloss over
March 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i'm not actively looking for a job but every job posting is like "at blorpco we make financialtechAItools for businesses like blergh and swoozy, join our office to work hard & play hard" and my eyes gloss over
may specifically walter goggins as the ghoul find me, amen. 🙏🏻
February 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
may specifically walter goggins as the ghoul find me, amen. 🙏🏻
since we're focusing on buying canadian, i would like to point out that i am canadian. and i can be bought. for the low and convenient price of my student loans being paid off.
February 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
since we're focusing on buying canadian, i would like to point out that i am canadian. and i can be bought. for the low and convenient price of my student loans being paid off.
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Saved from indoctrination by being clinically allergic to podcast/youtube voice
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Saved from indoctrination by being clinically allergic to podcast/youtube voice
i would rather watch scots tots on an eight hour loop than watch most of rfk jr's confirmation hearing
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i would rather watch scots tots on an eight hour loop than watch most of rfk jr's confirmation hearing
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If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time
January 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time
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With a bunch of douchebro loser billionaires in the news every day lately, this story has been on my mind almost daily.
January 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
With a bunch of douchebro loser billionaires in the news every day lately, this story has been on my mind almost daily.
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sometimes you see a headline and you just want to repost it and say "no shit sherlock"
no shit sherlock
no shit sherlock
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sometimes you see a headline and you just want to repost it and say "no shit sherlock"
no shit sherlock
no shit sherlock
i have negative following here but #zorse is a @nytimes.com game near and dear to my existence and i really need the people to rally and fill out this survey to keep it outside of its beta. iteratehq.com/nytimes/66f4...
#nytgames
#nytgames
Zorse Feedback
iteratehq.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i have negative following here but #zorse is a @nytimes.com game near and dear to my existence and i really need the people to rally and fill out this survey to keep it outside of its beta. iteratehq.com/nytimes/66f4...
#nytgames
#nytgames
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
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Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
spotify raising the price of the duo plan and then calling me poor sure hurts.
November 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
spotify raising the price of the duo plan and then calling me poor sure hurts.
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Stilton has legal protection; our oldest Trees do not. To say nothing of biodiversity or carbon, ancient trees are aligned with our history, our identity and our culture.
🌳🌳🌳
Help the Woodland Trust now: www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/protecting-t...
🌳🌳🌳
Help the Woodland Trust now: www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/protecting-t...
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Stilton has legal protection; our oldest Trees do not. To say nothing of biodiversity or carbon, ancient trees are aligned with our history, our identity and our culture.
🌳🌳🌳
Help the Woodland Trust now: www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/protecting-t...
🌳🌳🌳
Help the Woodland Trust now: www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/protecting-t...
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There is far more money to be made in housing than rocket launches. The reason there is no Elon Musk of housing is that it is several orders of magnitude harder than rockets.
November 22, 2024 at 3:02 PM
There is far more money to be made in housing than rocket launches. The reason there is no Elon Musk of housing is that it is several orders of magnitude harder than rockets.
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It is possible to think that the Israeli apartheid must end now, and that the bombing of Gaza is a war crime, and also think that Hamas indiscriminately murdering civilians is a war crime. It's not even a paradox or a logic puzzle, it's a basic consistent moral position.
October 9, 2023 at 9:01 PM
It is possible to think that the Israeli apartheid must end now, and that the bombing of Gaza is a war crime, and also think that Hamas indiscriminately murdering civilians is a war crime. It's not even a paradox or a logic puzzle, it's a basic consistent moral position.
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"X is now an app that forcibly puts abhorrent content into users’ feeds and then rewards financially the people who were the most successful in producing it, egging them on to do it again and again" www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
The Moral Case for No Longer Engaging With Elon Musk’s X
The former Twitter is incentivizing violent content, which will only become worse to stand out to users.
www.bloomberg.com
October 6, 2023 at 6:06 PM
"X is now an app that forcibly puts abhorrent content into users’ feeds and then rewards financially the people who were the most successful in producing it, egging them on to do it again and again" www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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How I sleep knowing I will never get a 30 under 30 or any sort of award because I hate playing the professional bullshitting game
October 4, 2023 at 9:07 PM
How I sleep knowing I will never get a 30 under 30 or any sort of award because I hate playing the professional bullshitting game
ending your “sorry we didn’t hire you email” with fistbumps is a capital offence. what is wrong with corporations.
October 5, 2023 at 12:27 PM
ending your “sorry we didn’t hire you email” with fistbumps is a capital offence. what is wrong with corporations.
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Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house
September 14, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house