Big Boat unstuck!
Baltimore Fire Boat 1 is responding to a distress call from the USNS Charlton, docked at Port of Baltimore
North Locust Point Marine Terminal. The 950’ Military Sealift Command Roll-On/Roll-Off vessel has broke free from its mooring. Commercial tug boats are also responding.
North Locust Point Marine Terminal. The 950’ Military Sealift Command Roll-On/Roll-Off vessel has broke free from its mooring. Commercial tug boats are also responding.
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Boat unstuck!
Gave Andy Serkis directions at the airport, I hinted that I recognized him, and he was very polite and cheerful
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gave Andy Serkis directions at the airport, I hinted that I recognized him, and he was very polite and cheerful
Oh yeah, they’re def banging
wow so it really took less than a year to sink dreams of a third Trump term huh www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh yeah, they’re def banging
It’s Glonzo, come on, we all know the problem
Increasing energy demand strains an electric grid that still relies on aging fossil-fuel power plants. And as the Trump administration cuts solar and wind programs, we’re forced to continue relying on those old, expensive energy sources.
Why Your Electricity Bill Is So High
How we got here and what we can do about it.
www.nrdc.org
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s Glonzo, come on, we all know the problem
Every time I see Tom Brady on television, I am reminded that no amount of buccal that removal will ever bring his wife back and that he will constantly live with visions of his wife, taking his children to live with her karate instructor.
December 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every time I see Tom Brady on television, I am reminded that no amount of buccal that removal will ever bring his wife back and that he will constantly live with visions of his wife, taking his children to live with her karate instructor.
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For the love of God, Montessori!
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
For the love of God, Montessori!
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Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
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Capitalist enclosure - whatever you want to call it - leads people to view friends as assets measured solely on their ability to help you get rich. Friends are not even human in this scenario. They are tools to maximize income/profit. It’s all very dark.
The whole “if your friend group isn’t (insert Grindset Mindset gibberish)” thing is so soul-killing. Like, it’s fun to have dirtball friends (as long as they’re good people) because being a dumbass with your buddies is fun.
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Capitalist enclosure - whatever you want to call it - leads people to view friends as assets measured solely on their ability to help you get rich. Friends are not even human in this scenario. They are tools to maximize income/profit. It’s all very dark.
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My absolute favorite holiday tradition is Lampreia de Ovos, a Portuguese Christmas dessert which contains zero (0) actual lamprey but 50 (!) egg yolks, sugar, and almonds - and is shaped to look like a lamprey. Don’t forget cherries for the eyes! #25DaysofFishmas www.atlasobscura.com/foods/lampre...
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My absolute favorite holiday tradition is Lampreia de Ovos, a Portuguese Christmas dessert which contains zero (0) actual lamprey but 50 (!) egg yolks, sugar, and almonds - and is shaped to look like a lamprey. Don’t forget cherries for the eyes! #25DaysofFishmas www.atlasobscura.com/foods/lampre...
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Dude, just start a mega church already
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dude, just start a mega church already
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
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Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
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if you're already stressing about potential topics of conversation with your relatives over the holidays, might I suggest changing the name of the family group chat before you even cross the state line
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
if you're already stressing about potential topics of conversation with your relatives over the holidays, might I suggest changing the name of the family group chat before you even cross the state line
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Trump’s meandering primetime address raises new questions about Joe Biden’s press conferences.
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trump’s meandering primetime address raises new questions about Joe Biden’s press conferences.
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
Gurl, it’s called sunscreen
Once had a conversation with a photographer who explained that a portrait wasn't supposed to offer dermatological documentation. He would gently blur photos (keeping the eyes and mouth crisp) to present people in the best light.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gurl, it’s called sunscreen
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you hate chomsky for posing with bannon, i hate chomsky for denying genocides going back decades we are not the same
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you hate chomsky for posing with bannon, i hate chomsky for denying genocides going back decades we are not the same
Whoever picked this club DJ to open for Wet Leg needs to be fired. This is the most boring opening act I’ve ever seen
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Whoever picked this club DJ to open for Wet Leg needs to be fired. This is the most boring opening act I’ve ever seen
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If David Zaslav can get paid $50 million a year while running Warner Bros Discovery into the ground until it’s sold off in pieces and renaming HBO Max/Max/HBO Go/HBO every other year, you have no reason to feel imposter syndrome.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If David Zaslav can get paid $50 million a year while running Warner Bros Discovery into the ground until it’s sold off in pieces and renaming HBO Max/Max/HBO Go/HBO every other year, you have no reason to feel imposter syndrome.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Puddles Pity Party!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Puddles Pity Party!
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He saw the trophy.
Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rGCYiE
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
He saw the trophy.
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