Hope Abandonment
@gordo-trash.bsky.social
We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.
Throwback to a year ago.
Still relevant.
Still relevant.
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Throwback to a year ago.
Still relevant.
Still relevant.
The electrical grid in the southern United States is so stressed right now that the only reliable sources of heat are the burning crosses
January 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Everything seems to be pretty shit. But I got some huge blackberries at the grocery store and they're pretty good. So that's a small glimmer of nice.
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Everything seems to be pretty shit. But I got some huge blackberries at the grocery store and they're pretty good. So that's a small glimmer of nice.
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Is this true?
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Is this true?
Some people have a gift and they freely share with others.
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Some people have a gift and they freely share with others.
@chrisrandall.net scrolling through and seeing the whatsup and then this is pretty fuckin weird. Sorry to hear about your similarity.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@chrisrandall.net scrolling through and seeing the whatsup and then this is pretty fuckin weird. Sorry to hear about your similarity.
This is a fucking weird take, but I'm okay with it.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is a fucking weird take, but I'm okay with it.
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Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
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Stephen Miller has the face only a 2x4 would love.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stephen Miller has the face only a 2x4 would love.
I, for one, entirely support this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I, for one, entirely support this.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I'm proud to announce that I too have been awarded the inaugural peace prize that I created for myself. Please clap.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm proud to announce that I too have been awarded the inaugural peace prize that I created for myself. Please clap.
This is the weirdest thing I could have expected to see released by a company called "Kids Can Press".
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This is the weirdest thing I could have expected to see released by a company called "Kids Can Press".
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
This is actually a pretty concise summary. A+
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is actually a pretty concise summary. A+
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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Quiet...Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quiet...Piggy.
Yep, this nicely sums up what I was looking to say. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting good sir.
Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yep, this nicely sums up what I was looking to say. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting good sir.
Succinct.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Succinct.
Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.
Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.