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ryan [derogatory]
@gress.bsky.social
he/him they/them
25
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Alaska
rym addict with the worst digital footprint possible (which you can see at ~GressUndying)
allegedly funny
world's bestest Fortnite Festival enthusiast

I apologize in advance for my posts
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July 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

This is a critical victory for trans rights.
March 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
THPS 3+4 IS COMING YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Parappa comics
#comic
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Definitely my most popular piece, "Don't Disturb the Locals" from early 2022
February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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happy super bowl to all
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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yeah so for all those people who were like "but the military will be on trump/the oligarchs' side if we tried to fight", see below

this is not how you get people to like you lol
February 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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SpongeBob's Truth or Square is $4.99 on XBL https://buff.ly/3C7sKDg
January 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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How did the tech bro crowd, growing up on stories of sci-fi, transhumanism, virtual reality and limitless ability to modify one's body, "biohacking," etc. end up becoming so viscerally anti-transgender? Truly boggles my mind.
January 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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World = further fucked up (it always was). But that makes it an appropriate time for a new @clppng.bsky.social album, just announced. Release date in March, perfect title (if you know, you know), preorder away.
Dead Channel Sky, by clipping.
20 track album
clppng.bandcamp.com
January 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Yes, you say your commissions are open, despite the fact that you have zero posts
January 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This is 100% a fucking 2000's game magazine ad for Balatro
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm still in 2024 for another 15 minutes lol
January 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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i have a mouth and ice cream :)
December 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Well, well, well vaping is dangerous now, huh? Now remind me again how I made the “wrong choice” by sticking with good old fashioned snorting tobacco
December 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM