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Democrats: “If we stay quiet on Elon Musk being an open Nazi, he won’t spend millions of dollars against our reelection campaigns!”
Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”
Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”
Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”
Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Democrats: “If we stay quiet on Elon Musk being an open Nazi, he won’t spend millions of dollars against our reelection campaigns!”
Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”
Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”
Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”
Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”
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Idk much about astrology and retrogrades and planet phases but I'm pretty sure the one bumming you out is earth. It's earth.
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Idk much about astrology and retrogrades and planet phases but I'm pretty sure the one bumming you out is earth. It's earth.
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It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
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Laziness is a human right.
Anyone telling you that you need to maximize your day to more workload efficiency should be mocked and shunned from society.
Naps are a necessity.
Anyone that makes a spreadsheet to analyze daily task scheduling should be dragged behind a car.
Anyone telling you that you need to maximize your day to more workload efficiency should be mocked and shunned from society.
Naps are a necessity.
Anyone that makes a spreadsheet to analyze daily task scheduling should be dragged behind a car.
December 29, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Laziness is a human right.
Anyone telling you that you need to maximize your day to more workload efficiency should be mocked and shunned from society.
Naps are a necessity.
Anyone that makes a spreadsheet to analyze daily task scheduling should be dragged behind a car.
Anyone telling you that you need to maximize your day to more workload efficiency should be mocked and shunned from society.
Naps are a necessity.
Anyone that makes a spreadsheet to analyze daily task scheduling should be dragged behind a car.
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I’ll be honest I just don’t think I can commit to 2025 right now. I need a gap year or something. Just some time to find myself and figure out if another calendar year is really what I want to do with my life.
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I’ll be honest I just don’t think I can commit to 2025 right now. I need a gap year or something. Just some time to find myself and figure out if another calendar year is really what I want to do with my life.
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The Flamin' Hot Cheetos they sell at the hookah stores are better than the normal ones. They're made in a separate factory
December 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The Flamin' Hot Cheetos they sell at the hookah stores are better than the normal ones. They're made in a separate factory
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There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
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Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
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some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
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The universe is 14 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to be alive at the same time as A Muppet Christmas Carol
December 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The universe is 14 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to be alive at the same time as A Muppet Christmas Carol
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Millionaires and billionaires would be perfectly FINE not getting salary for 33 days, or even 333 days.
The average American, folks like you and me working paycheck to paycheck, would not. Do NOT let billionaires make decisions for US.
PASS IT ON.
The average American, folks like you and me working paycheck to paycheck, would not. Do NOT let billionaires make decisions for US.
PASS IT ON.
December 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Millionaires and billionaires would be perfectly FINE not getting salary for 33 days, or even 333 days.
The average American, folks like you and me working paycheck to paycheck, would not. Do NOT let billionaires make decisions for US.
PASS IT ON.
The average American, folks like you and me working paycheck to paycheck, would not. Do NOT let billionaires make decisions for US.
PASS IT ON.
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Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
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All l've really ever wanted is a modest little home, nothing fancy. A usable kitchen, a nice yard for the dog, a secret bookshelf door that hides a sprawling candlelit library with rolling ladders on every wall and a cantankerous ghost librarian who helps me solve mysteries. I don't ask for much.
December 18, 2024 at 8:19 PM
All l've really ever wanted is a modest little home, nothing fancy. A usable kitchen, a nice yard for the dog, a secret bookshelf door that hides a sprawling candlelit library with rolling ladders on every wall and a cantankerous ghost librarian who helps me solve mysteries. I don't ask for much.
I see a lot of lib folk saying they're going to take a stand to trump and his klan of billionaire fascists. You better be following the Luigi method. If not, I suggest ya sit down now. Another 4 years of preformitive activism and pink hats isn't helping anyone.
December 17, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I see a lot of lib folk saying they're going to take a stand to trump and his klan of billionaire fascists. You better be following the Luigi method. If not, I suggest ya sit down now. Another 4 years of preformitive activism and pink hats isn't helping anyone.
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How stupid can one be?
December 17, 2024 at 11:33 AM
How stupid can one be?
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Me 30 seconds into every single disaster movie I have ever watched: “He’s annoying. I hope he dies.”
December 17, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Me 30 seconds into every single disaster movie I have ever watched: “He’s annoying. I hope he dies.”
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I do feel like ppl abandoned the traditional puffy Cheeto for only the crunchy variety but I have to say: Puffy is superior to me, still. You do you, of course, but puffy are just more fun.
December 17, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I do feel like ppl abandoned the traditional puffy Cheeto for only the crunchy variety but I have to say: Puffy is superior to me, still. You do you, of course, but puffy are just more fun.
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Banning books is stupid and gross, but whenever I'm looking for a new book, I have to admit that the banned book lists have been really helpful.
December 16, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Banning books is stupid and gross, but whenever I'm looking for a new book, I have to admit that the banned book lists have been really helpful.
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Paul Blart: Mall Goth
December 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Paul Blart: Mall Goth
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I don’t think the CEO’s of the Corporate world understand how the average person views them. Since almost the entire nation is made of average people, they would probably be wise to get that figured out quickly.
It sure looks to me like most hardworking Americans have had enough of the fuckery.
It sure looks to me like most hardworking Americans have had enough of the fuckery.
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
I don’t think the CEO’s of the Corporate world understand how the average person views them. Since almost the entire nation is made of average people, they would probably be wise to get that figured out quickly.
It sure looks to me like most hardworking Americans have had enough of the fuckery.
It sure looks to me like most hardworking Americans have had enough of the fuckery.
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saving up all the fast food napkins I get in the drive-thru (resource management)
December 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM
saving up all the fast food napkins I get in the drive-thru (resource management)
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We are asking Ukrainians to defeat the armies of Putin and Kim Jong Un. In their efforts to do so, Ukrainians helped bring down Assad. Ukrainian resistance is one of the most stunning military achievements in modern history.
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
We are asking Ukrainians to defeat the armies of Putin and Kim Jong Un. In their efforts to do so, Ukrainians helped bring down Assad. Ukrainian resistance is one of the most stunning military achievements in modern history.