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today i feel... scottish
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
today i feel... scottish
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At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.
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we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
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it's so crazy that the president called a female member of the press "piggy" and then said "rip but i'm different" about jamal khashoggi in the same news cycle
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it's so crazy that the president called a female member of the press "piggy" and then said "rip but i'm different" about jamal khashoggi in the same news cycle
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B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
‘Our man in the House of Commons’ (Graham Greene, 1958)
Not really the main point for these witnesses statements but this is unbelievably low grade stuff to be passing on.
Tugendhat did not in fact get a cabinet job and Jeremy Hunt endorsed Rishi Sunak. Did the Chinese realise how crap all this intelligence was?
Tugendhat did not in fact get a cabinet job and Jeremy Hunt endorsed Rishi Sunak. Did the Chinese realise how crap all this intelligence was?
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
‘Our man in the House of Commons’ (Graham Greene, 1958)
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going "bolsonaro mode"
Mark Sanchez has been released from an Indianapolis hospital after an early Saturday stabbing. He was taken straight to jail to be booked on multiple charges.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Mark Sanchez is released from hospital, taken to jail
Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez was released from an Indianapolis hospital on Sunday.
www.nbcsports.com
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
going "bolsonaro mode"
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wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
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This is one of the funniest images humanity has ever crafted.
August 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is one of the funniest images humanity has ever crafted.
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In an explosive excerpt from his letter to Jeffrey Epstein, Trump writes “I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans”
July 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
In an explosive excerpt from his letter to Jeffrey Epstein, Trump writes “I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans”
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Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
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Rand Paul posing with his parents after First Communion
June 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rand Paul posing with his parents after First Communion
I don’t think I’ve ever logged into bluesky without seeing a post from someone on bluesky talking about how shit it is to be on bluesky, log off then you cunt
June 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever logged into bluesky without seeing a post from someone on bluesky talking about how shit it is to be on bluesky, log off then you cunt
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everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track
April 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track
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10 year old me: I shall hide my diary inside my bed where no-one can ever read my innermost thoughts
34 year old me: I shall post to thousands of strangers about how I think my vagina might be haunted
34 year old me: I shall post to thousands of strangers about how I think my vagina might be haunted
April 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
10 year old me: I shall hide my diary inside my bed where no-one can ever read my innermost thoughts
34 year old me: I shall post to thousands of strangers about how I think my vagina might be haunted
34 year old me: I shall post to thousands of strangers about how I think my vagina might be haunted
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My faith in the moral compass of large international law firms has begun to waver
April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My faith in the moral compass of large international law firms has begun to waver
I’ve been saying money isn’t real for fucking years
2024: Vote Trump he will cut your taxes and lower prices and make us all rich
2025: When you really think about it is money even real?
2025: When you really think about it is money even real?
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’ve been saying money isn’t real for fucking years
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Searching Getty Images for photos from the Heard and McDonald Islands...
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Searching Getty Images for photos from the Heard and McDonald Islands...
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Back to you in the studio
According to the BBC (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...):
April 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back to you in the studio
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
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Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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gotta wonder where the self-proclaimed "free speech absolutist" is apnews.com/article/colu...
ICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests, his lawyer says
A prominent Palestinian activist who helped lead last spring's protests at Columbia University has been arrested by federal immigration agents.
apnews.com
March 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
gotta wonder where the self-proclaimed "free speech absolutist" is apnews.com/article/colu...
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