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GulfCoastJake
@gulfcoastjake.bsky.social
48 he/him 🏳️‍🌈 Floridian •
gradually finding all my people (again!) •
👬 @downsideupart.bsky.social
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Back here again, so I'll reintroduce myself:

Name: Jake (he/him)
Location: just south of Tampa Bay, Florida
Interests: books, coffee, and all things LEGO
Status: gay 🏳️‍🌈, married 👬 6 years (together 16)
Work: currently at Starbucks, aspiring Graphic Designer (graduating ASU next month)

#introduction
Just found out it was our local Pride today (and a musical artist I really like was performing there), so obviously I'm au courant with the goings on of my community... 😬
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Bye, propaganda 🖕🏼
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Looked at the scale this morning and didn't hate what I saw, soo...

shirtless beach day, soaking up some sun!
October 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Beach Day with @downsideupart.bsky.social 🏖️
October 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Will find out tomorrow whether or not I'm working on Halloween, though I likely will be. Might revive this outfit for the night.

🎶 Where are yaoww... And I'm so sooorray...🎶
October 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Got my COVID shot yesterday, and it has been kicking my ass.
October 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Post you from different era
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I miss REAL journalists
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Good morning. There are jobs where it’s deeply fucked up if the public is always yelling at you. Being an elected official isn’t one of them
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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[heaven]

darwin: *pokes angel*
angel: what?
darwin: watch this
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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This is so very accurate. 😭
September 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me, after posting something edgy.
September 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you used to watch as a kid
September 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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2005: No MSG

2015: No gluten

2025: could somebody poison me
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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*me, eating candy corn* this is fucking vile. Give me more
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really need to finish all these books I've started—oh, look! My library hold is ready!
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Think I need to watch KPop Demon Hunters again just to get something other than the Carousel of Progress song stuck in my head
September 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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[on my deathbed] i really wish i had sat very still and not been bothered more
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Flu shot today, so taking it easy the rest of the weekend before returning to the shit show on Monday.
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM