Guru v.3.3
@guruthethird.bsky.social
He/Him 30yr old retired mech pilot, unemployed black astronaut
Fascism can be adressed in: .22lr, 9mm, .45, 7 62, and high altitude orbital bombardment
Fascism can be adressed in: .22lr, 9mm, .45, 7 62, and high altitude orbital bombardment
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just one more terminology change sib I swear this time it's not going to become a coded way to be bioessentialist just one more terminology change this time people will actually use it correctly and not just as a synonym for "born male" and "natal wombyn" just one more term shift---
Me: *Logs on to tumblr*
the tumblr queer/intersex community (aka transmisogynists): We've invented new terms to replace "biological female and biological male", 'Wollfian' and 'Mullerian', based on the wollfian and mulerian ducts.
me: ...
me: *logs off of tumblr*
the tumblr queer/intersex community (aka transmisogynists): We've invented new terms to replace "biological female and biological male", 'Wollfian' and 'Mullerian', based on the wollfian and mulerian ducts.
me: ...
me: *logs off of tumblr*
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
just one more terminology change sib I swear this time it's not going to become a coded way to be bioessentialist just one more terminology change this time people will actually use it correctly and not just as a synonym for "born male" and "natal wombyn" just one more term shift---
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Nintendo's deal is copying Disney. It's why they tell stories about how Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto exploring caves as a child instead of just copying Tower of Druaga, for instance. It's why they refuse to talk about other studios. They want to lock you in from childhood and create disney adults.
Anyways I visited the Nintendo museum last year- seeing its history in perspective made me realize games are more of a means to an end for them - IP development in the hopes of becoming a Disney. They had some artistic streaks in 80s-00s but I think it's mostly gone now in favor of growing more
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nintendo's deal is copying Disney. It's why they tell stories about how Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto exploring caves as a child instead of just copying Tower of Druaga, for instance. It's why they refuse to talk about other studios. They want to lock you in from childhood and create disney adults.
Footjob under the table at Dennys
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Footjob under the table at Dennys
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I fucking HATE the Prometheus memory game bullshit it's the only thing in this game I hate
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I fucking HATE the Prometheus memory game bullshit it's the only thing in this game I hate
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October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I know the warranty was really generous, but since the Red Ring of Death would eventually hit 50% of their consoles, I'd be curious to find out how many of these were double dipped 360s as well.
With all the Xbox news there's been a lot of discussion about the inevitable death of Xbox, and in a lot of these discussions both in essay and online, there's a lot of reverence for when Xbox was good, the 360, where they were so powerful they managed to match Sony's worst performing console.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I know the warranty was really generous, but since the Red Ring of Death would eventually hit 50% of their consoles, I'd be curious to find out how many of these were double dipped 360s as well.
Oh, they're not trying at all
L saw this game and we were wondering if it’s a little too close to Angel’s Egg
And then we saw the description and it clicked
And then we saw the description and it clicked
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh, they're not trying at all
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The dominant business plan these days seems to be let’s turn everyone into slaves, who famously never revolt
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The dominant business plan these days seems to be let’s turn everyone into slaves, who famously never revolt
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Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern
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I’ve been rewatching Breaking Bad, and my god how much do you have to hate women to think Skyler is the bad guy
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’ve been rewatching Breaking Bad, and my god how much do you have to hate women to think Skyler is the bad guy
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the best experience
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
the best experience
I didn't know DR fans went hard like this, I should fuck around.
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I didn't know DR fans went hard like this, I should fuck around.
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It was a pyramid scheme/MLM from the start because it was basically a couple million suckers making a loss to fund the top 1% of the site and bots who could out post them but,
At least all the illiterate bad takes Nazis gotta find real jobs now.
At least all the illiterate bad takes Nazis gotta find real jobs now.
October 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It was a pyramid scheme/MLM from the start because it was basically a couple million suckers making a loss to fund the top 1% of the site and bots who could out post them but,
At least all the illiterate bad takes Nazis gotta find real jobs now.
At least all the illiterate bad takes Nazis gotta find real jobs now.
Anyways for years I had been conflating Perfect Blue with Paprika and man the idol industry and entertainment writ large is fucked.
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Anyways for years I had been conflating Perfect Blue with Paprika and man the idol industry and entertainment writ large is fucked.
What's up with super bright poppy Japanese music inducing a dissociative state?
October 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What's up with super bright poppy Japanese music inducing a dissociative state?
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So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
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i'm telling seto kaiba
October 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i'm telling seto kaiba
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Sports gambling is a complete economic and social disaster and I don’t think we have seen such a bad move recently
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sports gambling is a complete economic and social disaster and I don’t think we have seen such a bad move recently
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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i was surprised to learn that bc most protein powders are considered dietary supplements, they basically fall into a regulatory grey area
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i was surprised to learn that bc most protein powders are considered dietary supplements, they basically fall into a regulatory grey area
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
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I don’t need your fairy tales in order to know how to be a good human.
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t need your fairy tales in order to know how to be a good human.
Shit was wack on Twitter and still sucks here.
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Shit was wack on Twitter and still sucks here.
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They work very hard to brainwash Americans into thinking a better system isn’t possible, so most people don’t know of currently functioning alternative systems. Even with that, it’s SO egregious that almost everyone knows on an intuitive level they’re getting fucked bad
October 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They work very hard to brainwash Americans into thinking a better system isn’t possible, so most people don’t know of currently functioning alternative systems. Even with that, it’s SO egregious that almost everyone knows on an intuitive level they’re getting fucked bad