Hafkie
banner
hafk.bsky.social
Hafkie
@hafk.bsky.social
puzzle games, shmups, various postings,

@hafk on most things

he/they
Reposted by Hafkie
i hate it when people say mario kart wii is the melee of that series when it removed the mechanic that gives you carpal tunnel and nobody has played it unmodified in over a decade. that shit is brawl if i've ever seen it before
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
oh

oh they were doing the AI slop BEHIND the licensors' backs???
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
This reminded me of an all time sports post
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
America does not have capital punishment for selling or smuggling drugs and none of these people were arrested or tried. There could have been mountains of cocaine in open view on the deck of the boats and it still would have been murder of unarmed civilians.
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
the wolves STINK
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
Undisputed
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
Mid-boss illustrations for Darius 2, by Yoshio Neki.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the guys who shout "LAKER" every time there are nba trade rumors are obnoxious but they have mastered the art of the jersey edit over decades of being spoiled and therefore mostly haven't stooped to ai edits after mastering their craft. so i guess that's one thing i'll give them credit for
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
shanghai shanghai shanghai shanghai hourai hourai hourai hourai
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
アリス
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
one of the best things about chess as a competitive game is its nigh-sanctity. its basic rules (and even its obscure ones, to a lesser extent) and strategic appeal have been so deeply ingrained in Western culture that one no one would ever accept a sanded-down version as a serious competitor
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
It’s not an aspect ratio thing. It’s a leaving-out-the-vfx thing. “Invisible vfx” are unnoticed until they’re gone. In the original, the crew was painted out and replaced by a potted plant. 🪴
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
whatever. go my yatagarasu.
#東方Project
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
tommy tailirico picking the alias "Sammy Salazar" for himself
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
June 13, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
アリスさん
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
A cool find from the other day: a PlayStation with a face, decked out in Puyo Puyo decals!

The stickers came as a bonus with Puyo Puyo 2's PS1 port, the Definitive Edition 『ぷよぷよ通 決定盤』.

After some research, I realize the console is missing the little Carbuncle on the Reset button.

Still very cute!
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Hafkie
Went from a game from 2000 to a game from 2003.
I saw that Deus Ex Remastered has a steam page and the full res comparison shots really are something
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Reposted by Hafkie
I'm going to say something I don't even think is controversial here: This is the best possible outcome to this story, bc ain't no way in hell that man should have charge of a dog
"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM