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One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I'm like a grizzled old knight covered in scars who shows up for one scene in an episode of Game of Thrones to talk about how battle breaks the body down over time, but for repetitive stress injuries incurred during lesbian sex.
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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I was so mad this find at the Eco Thrift didn’t fit me
September 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"Focus on the Family" try focusing on being dead you dead bitch
August 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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DALE COOPER: [runs down the stairs too fast because he really needs to pee and trips and rolls to the bottom while pissing his pants]

WINDOM EARLE: [500 miles away] (smiling) Knight takes Rook... Check.
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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(watching someone fish, which I don't know how to do) why are you gatekeeping fishing from me? why are you gatekeeping eating a delicious fish? (starting to cry) why are you dd oing this to mme
August 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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at da mechanic they said my shits all fucked up and hell of stupid
July 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Really sad to learn about Hulk Hogan's death today. Should have happened ten years ago.
July 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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(pronounced Cape Cod accent) goddamn Memento Mori skeleton guy got in the house, keeps fackin tellin me to remembah i'm mortal. i said thank fack, means i ain't gotta keep listenin ta youwah bony ass.
July 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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coffee shop slurper
July 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Every non-californian who seen Gavin newsom on some 30 second news show clip is like "oh wow, he's got juice" and every Californian is like "if you see Gavin in a dark alley, run as fast as you can, but it won't save you"
July 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Watching Chicago 2002 and this movie is so good and John C Reilly was born to sing Mr Cellophane.
June 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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YOU... HURT HER

YOU HURT VANESSA
June 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM