PAWG Faced Gremlin
@hambone76.bsky.social
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You look like a walking thyroid
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You look like a walking thyroid
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.
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what are they hiding
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
what are they hiding
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“Literary snob takes issue with Epstein’s reading of Lolita” is an onion headline
I can think of worse things about him than this but OK
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Literary snob takes issue with Epstein’s reading of Lolita” is an onion headline
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bluesky equivalent of wearing the sandwich board in die hard
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
bluesky equivalent of wearing the sandwich board in die hard
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This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
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You were young and your heart was an open book
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You were young and your heart was an open book
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Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
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"are you making content at me"
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"are you making content at me"
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The Chair Company is like if David Lynch directed This Is 40
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Chair Company is like if David Lynch directed This Is 40