hamburger helpless
@hamburgerhelpless.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, world-class hater, bisexual mess, looking for someone to end my suffering, he/him 🏳️🌈
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We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
I live in a log cabin on a bald hill.
You approach my little settlement as splinters of wood fly from the log I’m splitting.
“Please, sir,” you plead. “You must come back and post.”
“No,” I reply as I wipe the salt from my forehead with a tattered handkerchief.
“I don’t do that anymore.”
You approach my little settlement as splinters of wood fly from the log I’m splitting.
“Please, sir,” you plead. “You must come back and post.”
“No,” I reply as I wipe the salt from my forehead with a tattered handkerchief.
“I don’t do that anymore.”
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I live in a log cabin on a bald hill.
You approach my little settlement as splinters of wood fly from the log I’m splitting.
“Please, sir,” you plead. “You must come back and post.”
“No,” I reply as I wipe the salt from my forehead with a tattered handkerchief.
“I don’t do that anymore.”
You approach my little settlement as splinters of wood fly from the log I’m splitting.
“Please, sir,” you plead. “You must come back and post.”
“No,” I reply as I wipe the salt from my forehead with a tattered handkerchief.
“I don’t do that anymore.”
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I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
November 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
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This is the legal version of this tweet
November 26, 2024 at 2:17 AM
This is the legal version of this tweet
I finally sat down and watched Oppenheimer.
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I finally sat down and watched Oppenheimer.
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
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"92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI"
www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...
this is a damning report
www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...
this is a damning report
November 23, 2024 at 11:37 AM
"92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI"
www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...
this is a damning report
www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...
this is a damning report
Just gotta make it through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then do that a few more times, and then eventually I’ll die so we can end this whole charade
November 24, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Just gotta make it through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then do that a few more times, and then eventually I’ll die so we can end this whole charade
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[never seen a ups truck before] the big brown box just left me its baby
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
[never seen a ups truck before] the big brown box just left me its baby
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Congratulations to the new White House Chief of Staff, the black tar thing that killed Tasha Yar
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Congratulations to the new White House Chief of Staff, the black tar thing that killed Tasha Yar
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"The lesson to take from this crushing loss is that Resistance logic and its attendant electoral strategies are dead and must be buried. No more leaning on celebrities, no more odes to a political system that most people can’t stand, no more worshiping of cops in all their forms."
Bury the #Resistance, Once and For All
It had a bad run, and now it’s over. Let’s move on and find a new way to fight the right.
www.thenation.com
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
"The lesson to take from this crushing loss is that Resistance logic and its attendant electoral strategies are dead and must be buried. No more leaning on celebrities, no more odes to a political system that most people can’t stand, no more worshiping of cops in all their forms."
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Yoda is the best Jedi Master because his interests included just lying down for a while.
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Yoda is the best Jedi Master because his interests included just lying down for a while.
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Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.
“Don’t be part of the BlueSky echo chamber! Broaden your horizons! ☺️”
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
“Don’t be part of the BlueSky echo chamber! Broaden your horizons! ☺️”
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
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Christ this is dumb. Extremely tired of having the most close-minded stupid people on the planet lecture me about needing to broaden my horizons. I did! That’s how I know you suck!
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Christ this is dumb. Extremely tired of having the most close-minded stupid people on the planet lecture me about needing to broaden my horizons. I did! That’s how I know you suck!
We are in whatever hell is below hell itself. Super Hell, idk
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
We are in whatever hell is below hell itself. Super Hell, idk