Baddy Longlegs
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
ICE redrum in MOLS today
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
ICE redrum in MOLS today
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ICE murdered a US citizen today and lied about it to blame the victim. Period.
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
ICE murdered a US citizen today and lied about it to blame the victim. Period.
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Jon Hamm is in advertising more now than when he was Don Draper.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Jon Hamm is in advertising more now than when he was Don Draper.
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
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What does Gobert work on in the off-season
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What does Gobert work on in the off-season
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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Also if you’re a governor or state legislator & you kowtow to Trump’s executive order forbidding state-level regulation of AI, I will fuck you up. Will genuinely marshal people, money & chaos to destroy your political career.
Indiana Republicans telling the regime to pound sand should really be seen as a disaster for the regime. A year ago there wasn't a Republican in the country who wouldn't immediately kiss the the ring.
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Also if you’re a governor or state legislator & you kowtow to Trump’s executive order forbidding state-level regulation of AI, I will fuck you up. Will genuinely marshal people, money & chaos to destroy your political career.
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My Christmas tree will die slowly on display. Just like Jesus.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My Christmas tree will die slowly on display. Just like Jesus.
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I hope Americans know that we hate FIFA.
No one in Europe is watching that shit show yesterday and is proud that FIFA is gouging your country in some of its darkest days.
FIFA is a code word for greed and corruption.
We are ashamed of it and really fucking sorry 🫶
No one in Europe is watching that shit show yesterday and is proud that FIFA is gouging your country in some of its darkest days.
FIFA is a code word for greed and corruption.
We are ashamed of it and really fucking sorry 🫶
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I hope Americans know that we hate FIFA.
No one in Europe is watching that shit show yesterday and is proud that FIFA is gouging your country in some of its darkest days.
FIFA is a code word for greed and corruption.
We are ashamed of it and really fucking sorry 🫶
No one in Europe is watching that shit show yesterday and is proud that FIFA is gouging your country in some of its darkest days.
FIFA is a code word for greed and corruption.
We are ashamed of it and really fucking sorry 🫶
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Daily Mail is primarily a racism incubator so I don’t know why they’re going after ICE but this headline is #heartwarming.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Daily Mail is primarily a racism incubator so I don’t know why they’re going after ICE but this headline is #heartwarming.
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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"One new term we’re considering is 'people who are without home.' Notice how that term starts with “people.” We believe in language that centers humanity. Actions, less so."
Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
The housing crisis in our city is reaching a breaking point. Something has to be done to help the struggling members of our community, which is why...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"One new term we’re considering is 'people who are without home.' Notice how that term starts with “people.” We believe in language that centers humanity. Actions, less so."
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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That brief period in history between cigarette ads and gambling ads
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That brief period in history between cigarette ads and gambling ads
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The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
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they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.