Jen XIII
@hangnailjenny.bsky.social
Illustrator, raconteur, TTRPG obsessive, possibly being murdered by cultists in a podcast near you. Generally horrified but doing my best. Fascists can fuck off.
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The GOP goal is not just to end equal opportunity programs, but to make it legally required for employers to adopt racist and sexist hiring practices.
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The GOP goal is not just to end equal opportunity programs, but to make it legally required for employers to adopt racist and sexist hiring practices.
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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
www.motherjones.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
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I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
I’d like to propose that 100% of unelected oligarchs be driven into the sea to be consumed by orcas.
February 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’d like to propose that 100% of unelected oligarchs be driven into the sea to be consumed by orcas.
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No US zombie apocalypse movie is realistic.
If it happened, we’d see headlines like:
Can zombies work? Some say as long as they’re not near human employees— they’re fit to do the job
Is zombie necrosis good for you? Some health experts actually say yes
How to hide a zombie bite (really works!)
If it happened, we’d see headlines like:
Can zombies work? Some say as long as they’re not near human employees— they’re fit to do the job
Is zombie necrosis good for you? Some health experts actually say yes
How to hide a zombie bite (really works!)
February 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No US zombie apocalypse movie is realistic.
If it happened, we’d see headlines like:
Can zombies work? Some say as long as they’re not near human employees— they’re fit to do the job
Is zombie necrosis good for you? Some health experts actually say yes
How to hide a zombie bite (really works!)
If it happened, we’d see headlines like:
Can zombies work? Some say as long as they’re not near human employees— they’re fit to do the job
Is zombie necrosis good for you? Some health experts actually say yes
How to hide a zombie bite (really works!)
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These people have built up their followings through laundering the most vile shit imaginable, up to and including the concept of the company town.
Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.
Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
These people have built up their followings through laundering the most vile shit imaginable, up to and including the concept of the company town.
Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.
Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.
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If only there were a succinct, well-known phrase to summarize this worldview in a way that would be instantly recognizable to billions of people
February 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If only there were a succinct, well-known phrase to summarize this worldview in a way that would be instantly recognizable to billions of people
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We gonna "civility" ourselves right back into slavery while being told "don't overreact" all the way to the fucking gallows.
"He won't win" until he did.
"He can't implement project 2025" until he's doing it.
"That illegal!" But no one is enforcing the law.
Enjoy your days.
"He won't win" until he did.
"He can't implement project 2025" until he's doing it.
"That illegal!" But no one is enforcing the law.
Enjoy your days.
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We gonna "civility" ourselves right back into slavery while being told "don't overreact" all the way to the fucking gallows.
"He won't win" until he did.
"He can't implement project 2025" until he's doing it.
"That illegal!" But no one is enforcing the law.
Enjoy your days.
"He won't win" until he did.
"He can't implement project 2025" until he's doing it.
"That illegal!" But no one is enforcing the law.
Enjoy your days.
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This is all going to plan...
February 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is all going to plan...
The first of many character sketches I’ve done for the delightful @caslentertainment.bsky.social ‘s Patreon. These were originally meant to be quick sketches to add a little flavor to monthly rewards releases, but I’ve refined them quite a bit since. Still kind of like this rougher style though.
February 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The first of many character sketches I’ve done for the delightful @caslentertainment.bsky.social ‘s Patreon. These were originally meant to be quick sketches to add a little flavor to monthly rewards releases, but I’ve refined them quite a bit since. Still kind of like this rougher style though.
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
This is a very Old Person thing to say, but I miss online bulletin board communities. I miss subscribing to rec.alt.coolshitilike and receiving the posts for the day in digest mode. I miss Livejournal, for fuck’s sake. DIARYLAND, even
January 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is a very Old Person thing to say, but I miss online bulletin board communities. I miss subscribing to rec.alt.coolshitilike and receiving the posts for the day in digest mode. I miss Livejournal, for fuck’s sake. DIARYLAND, even
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the world they want is one where you're either unemployed or work an almost no wage job, you have almost no political input or self determination and you’re happy about it because you can get a t-shirt off temu for a $1
The plan is to crash the economy to suppress wages.
January 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the world they want is one where you're either unemployed or work an almost no wage job, you have almost no political input or self determination and you’re happy about it because you can get a t-shirt off temu for a $1
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I fully believe that there's a direct line you can draw from South Park popularizing the "oh it's okay to be racist/transphobic/antisemitic if you're targeting everyone equally" school of thought to the current Joe Rogan mindrot hellscape
i think the south park guys should be up against the wall for their crimes against humanity
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I fully believe that there's a direct line you can draw from South Park popularizing the "oh it's okay to be racist/transphobic/antisemitic if you're targeting everyone equally" school of thought to the current Joe Rogan mindrot hellscape
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Black people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
White people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
White people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
January 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Black people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
White people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
White people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.
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Please remember that in the entire history of the world, "that's illegal" has prevented exactly zero crimes.
The law is not a forcefield that prohibits illegal actions. It's a list of consequences that *may* be imposed if you do the proscribed act.
"You can't do that" is just factually incorrect.
The law is not a forcefield that prohibits illegal actions. It's a list of consequences that *may* be imposed if you do the proscribed act.
"You can't do that" is just factually incorrect.
January 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Please remember that in the entire history of the world, "that's illegal" has prevented exactly zero crimes.
The law is not a forcefield that prohibits illegal actions. It's a list of consequences that *may* be imposed if you do the proscribed act.
"You can't do that" is just factually incorrect.
The law is not a forcefield that prohibits illegal actions. It's a list of consequences that *may* be imposed if you do the proscribed act.
"You can't do that" is just factually incorrect.
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
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If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms.
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TikTok is done.
Even if it comes back, the conditions of its return will also mean that TikTok is done.
Even if it comes back, the conditions of its return will also mean that TikTok is done.
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
TikTok is done.
Even if it comes back, the conditions of its return will also mean that TikTok is done.
Even if it comes back, the conditions of its return will also mean that TikTok is done.
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Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
Be more queer!
Be more goth!
Tell the TERFs to fuck right off!
Be more goth!
Tell the TERFs to fuck right off!
January 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Be more queer!
Be more goth!
Tell the TERFs to fuck right off!
Be more goth!
Tell the TERFs to fuck right off!
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Wall Street investor @RobSechan expresses disgust with Sen. Elizabeth Warren's proposal to break up major insurance corporations, calling it "opportunistic."
"I view this as very opportunistic for somebody like Elizabeth Warren to try to take advantage of this at this time."
"I view this as very opportunistic for somebody like Elizabeth Warren to try to take advantage of this at this time."
December 11, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Wall Street investor @RobSechan expresses disgust with Sen. Elizabeth Warren's proposal to break up major insurance corporations, calling it "opportunistic."
"I view this as very opportunistic for somebody like Elizabeth Warren to try to take advantage of this at this time."
"I view this as very opportunistic for somebody like Elizabeth Warren to try to take advantage of this at this time."