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Harvey Hawks
@harveydrone.bsky.social
Seattle person
Dad, reader, musician, fur accumulator
Will randomly fixate on other things
He/him
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, cried
“But soon, I shall die, and what I now feel be no longer felt. Soon these burning miseries will be extinct. I shall ascend my funeral pile triumphantly, and exult in the agony of the torturing flames. Farewell.”
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey @fridaytea.com just wanted to give a shout out to the folks working there this past Saturday afternoon. They were patient and helpful with choosing gifts and drinks for the trip home. 💜
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Polish, right?
Ok, but what is Santa's nationality?
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'd forgotten how annoying it is when people refer to SQL Server as just "SQL"
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Shiver in my bones just thinking about the weather
The color of the sky in Seattle is cool grey #8484a5
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Named my fists Freddie Green and Jo Jones because they stay in the pocket.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Celebrating World Linguistics Day with a brand new swear
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…

“English folklore, that’s hot!”

I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Spill Tab at Showbox SODO
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included):

Nancy Erickson Lamont
Stardew Valley
Bellevue College Jazz Band feat. Wayne Bergeron
First Aid Kit / Hurray for the Riff Raff
Thelma and the Sleaze / KATHY MOORE SUPER POWER TRIO

... not counting my own
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included):

Beyoncé
Anthony Hamilton, Frank McComb, Eric Robertson & friends
Jordi Savall's The Routes of Slavery
Toshi Reagon's The Parable of the Sower
Janelle Monáe

(not counting Verzuz - ! - or a Ramsay Lewis livestream I missed)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included)):

Bad Bunny
Outlaw: Willie Nelson/Bob Dylan
The Killers
Jack White
Pink/Sheryl Crow

And like 5 Rochester Philharmonic concerts in there too.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Make a band singular:

The Blue Brother
Make a band singular:

One Non Blonde
Make a band singular:

ONCE
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by Harvey Hawks
bunch of buses filled with men in uniforms (??) escorted by police into downtown Seattle
September 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dots and prayers
Telegraphing my sorrow for your loss in Morose code
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Belatedly logging completion of The Beekeeper's Apprentice by Laurie R King for the Intergenerational Friendship square.

That gave me 19 books covering 21 squares with one lonely bingo, which I'm pretty sure is mathematically a record.

#BookBingoNW2025
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September 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last audiobook for #BookBingoNW2025 is Who's Afraid of Gender by Judith Butler for the "Recommended by a library worker" square (via a @spl.org 's best of 2024 list)
September 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bond films are American Anglophile films. It's time for the BBC to produce one.
What is your most controversial James Bond opinion?

(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hope he doesn't have pastrami-tic stress disorder
area man beats sandwich crime charge, will not be sub-poenaed
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I had carefully timed a hold on Gideon the Ninth from @spl.org to come available shortly after summer book bingo ends.

But for some reason they just got 200 more copies so I may be giving up on a blackout. Oh well.
August 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I finished The Entirely True Story of the Fantastical Mesmerist Nora Grey, by Kathleen Kaufman, read by Mhairi Morrison, suggested by the indie bookstore site indiebound.org

#BookBingoNW2025 📚💙
August 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We must increase bands.

The Greater Sleater-Kinney Metropolitan Area
We must increase bands. Flogging Molly ALOT
We must increase bands.

Blue Oyster Religion.
August 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Belatedly realized this finally gave me a bingo!
Thanks to an anonymous @thestorygraph.com user, I read Greta & Valdin by Rebecca K. Reilly for the Hope square of #BookBingoNW2025. Literally laughed out loud several times.

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August 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM